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April 2018

finality

florasions:

Any serious reasoning behind Kyouhei’s leaving his family could be saved for a later time, when they weren’t sitting in the middle of a coffee shop, Avery figured. For now, he’d much rather spend the time getting to know where he could find his old friend around the city from now on – a rarity for someone who went through friendships like people went through tissues.

 “And the coincidences keep on coming,” he chimed, pausing only to take a sip of the drink he’d set aside when the other had first caught his attention. “That’s where I’m studying as well! Though I have yet to figure out any kind of major…” 

Avery’s nose wrinkled in distaste momentarily, a phone call from his family asking about his studies flashing in his memory. They were under the assumption their son had travelled to get some education in business or even journalism, but photography was still the only interest he had in mind. It was only a matter of time until he’d have to make some kind of decision, but for now he would gladly sweep it under the rug to dwell on another day. 

“Sounds like you have things rather on track. I’m glad!”

The same couldn’t exactly be said for himself. Growing up with a silver spoon in his mouth, Avery was having difficulties adjusting to the less obvious parts of independence. Showing up at a workplace every other day was fine and all, but the basics like handling his own laundry and cooking or paying his own bills was still largely a mystery. 

 “Tell me, are all the Ouvara dorms so…” Think of a pleasant way to put it, Avery. “Petite? I was planning on moving again to somewhere more spacious, but this might be incentive enough to stay~”

Sorry Kyouhei, as genuinely happy as he is to see you again, meeting like this was a one way ticket to helping him figure out how to get shit done after throwing himself in the deep end – especially now that he knows their dorm building is the same.

“Romance is rather lacking, but I do work somewhere now; as a photographer at a modelling agency, so I’m in no shortage of attractive people to surround myself by~ ”

And that was really all that counted, wasn’t it?

Gosh, Kyouhei couldn’t believe his luck! Or would it be inattentiveness? They were attending the same college and it wasn’t like Avery didn’t stick out, how had the brunet never seen him?

      “Ah, choosing a degree, singular, is hard. I mean, money probably isn’t an issue for us, but in general, the whole process is just twists and turns and paperwork, the worst of the three.” Oof, that was borderline rambling, he had better slow his roll.

      “It was a difficult adjustment at first, but aside from a few unavoidable missteps I’m getting by.” He could only hope Avery was doing the same. It would be rude to ask right off the bat, right?

      “The dorms really are… an adjustment, for sure. Not that I’m complaining, it’s cool that I don’t have to walk too far to classes and back.” He couldn’t help but flush a bit and avert his gaze when Avery added that last bit. Kyouhei wasn’t sure how to interpret it, and so… he tried not to dwell.

Instead, he let the conversation turn to other people, the easier topic.

      “I’m jealous! All I get are old businessmen and gaggles of girls. Not that I’m complaining, because they’re the main source of my income, but I wish some cute people my age would frequent, you know?”

Apr 20, 2018 15 notes
#k(a); replies #k(a); threads #florasions
a little familiar

friendlyoceangiant:

“Haha! I guess you’re right, but think about it this way, nothing bad has happened yet, so things are still a’right.” 

Mizumachi chuckled to himself at Kyohei’s meek attitude as he drew in closer to him, putting trust in him, an Ayakashi. Well, he didn’t mind doing a good deed every now and again before he goes to do what he normally does, which is tricking humans. That’s the job of his kind, wouldn’t you know?

“No prob! Wanna hold hands or something? Would that help you feel more relaxed?” 

The forest was dark and there was a chilly wind that would blow past the forest every now and again. It wouldn’t do Kyouhei any good if he’d accidentally gotten himself separated from Mizumachi, who was actually trying to do a good deed for once.

“You made your way pretty deep into the forest, but it won’t take very long to get back out, so don’t worry. You’ll be out of here safe and sound in no time.” 

Mizumachi tried to console the worried little guy the best that he could. It was hard to figure out how to console a human when you yourself were not human.

Did this guy think Kyouhei was a toddler or something?! He went to immediately deny the offer of a hand to hold and then paused to reconsider.

The last time he’d been alone (and not just in a random place, in the comfort of his own home) something had snatched him up and spirited him away. As strange as the situation was….

      “I’ll take a rain check on the hand-holding, but… you don’t mind if I walk fairly close to you?” Personal bubbles were weird and personal, Kyou didn’t want to accidentally trample on a societal norm.

      “Thank you for your kindness. Assuming this is a forest near to where I live, would you want to come by for some food? I feel like I should pay you back for this somehow.”

Apr 20, 2018 7 notes
#fn au #friendlyoceangiant #k(a); replies #k(a); threads

florasions:

Dragon AU starter for @qtpie-kyouhei!

The human’s territory was always more exciting in Avery’s eyes, as if every simplistic venture into a town or city was a brand new adventure for the Dragon with an unusual hobby for mingling in with the locals. 

A marketplace with rows of stalls selling different foods or odd human trinkets may have appeared mundane to some, but for him it was almost inspiring. Look at them, buying and selling, hurrying about like working ants, with some even in the company of smaller humans who were more concerned with playing than paying attention to anything else around them. 

“Do you think they’ve noticed anything different about us yet?” Avery wondered out loud to his companion beside him, eyes the colour of sweet caramel flitting about as if trying to hone in on the market stall with only the prettiest collection of trinkets for him to admire. 

Eventually he settled on one in particular, the shine of a certain jewel catching his attention and brightening his expression. Fortunately, he managed to display enough self control to not wander over towards it immediately with zero warning, instead curling one arm around Kyouhei’s to give it a little tug; prompting the other to move with him.

“Everyone here seems to busy to even spare us a second glance.”

As someone who not only appreciated but thrived in attention, it was fair to say he almost sounded a little disappointed at the lack of admiration, even when looking more human themselves.  

Kyouhei kept a close on his pink-haired companion while they danced between crowds of people. Festivals were usually his go-to distractions when visiting places, but that didn’t mean casual appearances were against his nature.

Besides, who was he to refuse a request from Avery?

      “Well, I would hope they haven’t, dearest. Best case scenario, they’ll think we’re foreigners and not… y’know.” He peered around, double-checking that what Avery was complaining about was actually accurate.

      “I’d rather be part of the crowd then thrown out or hunted down. I know you like the drama, but I was hoping for some softer event today.”

Apr 20, 2018 4 notes
#kyouvery; ship #avehei; ship #[ both are good!!! ] #florasions #fn au #fndragon

i saw a few starter calls for the dragon au and thought hey! that’s cool! so i’m hoping on that bandwagon~

like for a short starter of the au sort with my baby boy but fully grown dragon kyouhei! capping at 3!

Apr 20, 2018 1 note
#fndragon #fn au #fn ad #fn ooc #ooc; fm

preciousfae:

Today was one of the days that Engel worked alone. Hiyori had classes and Engel’s other employee had taken a week off for a vacation with their family. He didn’t really mind at all. Since most of Petit Petales’ business was online and large orders that needed to be made weeks in advance, there was actually a lot of downtime in the actual storefront. 

That isn’t to say they didn’t have a good flow of customers, it was just that some days ended up being quieter than others. Days where Engel could sit at the counter with his textbooks open and get some of his homework done early. He’d been doing that more lately so he’d have time to experiment at home with his cooking.

Murmuring softly to himself as he read over a passage again to make sure he hadn’t missed anything, Engel almost missed the small chime of bells that indicated someone had entered the shop.

Tilting his head up, Engel pushed his hood back slightly so it wasn’t falling into his face. Oh. A potential customer? 

“Ah… sorry,” he slipped his notepaper in between the pages of his textbook and closed it, offering a faint smile to the person that had walked in. He seemed to be quite taken with the large assortment of flowers that filled the open shop.

Engel personally went through every corner of the shop on his own as soon as he got to the shop. Every flower and plant that was on display was carefully taken care of and presented by the red-head. His people skills may have been lacking, but his green thumb spoke for itself.

He took a discreet steadying breath before speaking again, “…Is there …anything I can help …you with today?”

    “Oh! Um….” Kyouhei made a variety of hand gestures while struggling to come up with a conversation opener. He honestly hadn’t thought of how exactly this would go down, but how hard could it be.

    “Hello, I hope this- that I’m not going to trouble you! I was just wondering if you made smaller bouquets?” If not, he could play it off like he was going to buy one as a declaration of love or something, but… really, he just wanted some flowers.

    “Maybe four or five different types? I’m not picky about flower language at all if that’s a factor, I heard this place knew its stuff.”

Apr 19, 2018 3 notes
#k(a); replies #k(a); threads #preciousfae #[ u w u ]

Muse: Kyouhei
Species: Fae
Brief description (under the cut):

Keep reading

Apr 19, 2018 3 notes
#fn au #fn dragon

qtpie-kyouhei:

it’s been a while since I started some fresh threads, and since there are sooo many new muses… why not?

this is a starter call for kyouhei! like this post for a short starter, comment and I’ll fly into your dms for plotting!

boosting this! capping at… let’s say five.

Apr 16, 2018 2 notes
#fatenet ooc #ooc; fm
finality

florasions:

“Oh?”

Avery’s comment about his looks in the hopes of gaining some kind of response had completely flown over Kyouhei’s head, but he was willing to ignore that for now. After all, it had been quite some time since the two had last seen each other, meaning a catch up between them was long overdue. 

There was a rare, brief flash of concern across his expression. So, Kyouhei’s being here was more of an escape than anything else? In a certain way, Avery could relate. His own parents were fine in terms of treatment, but the weight of responsibility and breaking in to the business world like his father wanted was a burden he didn’t want to bother with, so promising to do well at university while away from his watchful eye was a decent enough compromise.

And lucky him, just look who this path had led him to.

“But that means you’re staying here, right? In the city?” Avery actually felt somewhat hopeful to keep him around, which was most definitely the reasoning behind the sudden rapid-fire question round; babbling on in his excitement. “So am I! I live not even fifteen minutes from here. Where is it that you study? Have you been here long? What’s your work? You’ll have to let me visit sometime!”   

Kyouhei let himself grimace - had that been too open? He did have the tendency to overshare and then back off at the speed of light, so maybe just casually letting the conversation redirect was for the best.

    “I’m probably a semi-permanent resident of Ouvara-Danon, yeah.” He laughed, lightly, and folding his arms over his stomach to weigh himself into the chair.

    “I’m taking classes at Ouvara U, for majors in Botany and Geology. I have plenty of time and money, so I figured… might as well do what I really enjoy, right? And I don’t think jobs in those fields are oversaturated yet, so…”

The brunet let himself smile, slow and wide and genuine. Every time he was able to consider his existing freedom, it made him glow, inwardly. All warm, like sitting in sunbeams.

    “No rush, n’ all. I’m just rooming in the dorms for now, and I work as a barista pretty close to the college. Hey-” Kyou leaned forward, buzzing slightly with energy. “That’s so cool that you live close by! I’m down for visiting each other, I could use some company from an old face… as much as I love new people,” the words tasted sour in his mouth with sarcasm, “familiarity is better.

    “What about you? Taking any classes, any romance in your life, or honest work?”

Apr 16, 2018 15 notes
#[ kyou; squints ] #[ k; hey what the FUCK avery ] #k(a); replies #k(a); threads #florasions #[ oof this got lo----ong ]
ins and outs

smiling-liar:

Ah? Did he sensed a bit of… reluctance? He wasn’t sure what exactly was up with Kyouhei’s little hesitation by the end of his sentence, but it gave him a nice chance. After all, that ridiculous muffin was the last thing he wanted to have in his mouth.

“Hmn, but if we cut it in half it’ll get even colder… not to mention the top will crumble and it’ll be a bit of a mess” he said in a thoughful tone, a hand on his chin to add to this illusion “I don’t mind if you take it~ You worked very hard today so you deserve it~ And if you want to keep things fair… I could get two slices of the pumpkin bread instead of one and a half. Doesn’t that sound better?”

    “Ah—h, that’s just what I was thinking!” Kyouhei adopted a thinkers pose, jutting one hip out for the theatrics of it. He couldn’t be 100% cute all the time, right? A little variety kept his style fresh.

    “If you don’t mind it, I’ll make you a nice dark brew next shift to make us even. I know black coffee can be icky sometimes, but it’ll wake you right up.” He turned slightly and held one hand out to Yaguchi, grinning slightly. “Deal-io?”

Apr 16, 2018 8 notes
#[ sorry about the length! I just felt this was sufficient? ] #smiling-liar #k(a); replies #k(a); threads
Study cards... or FUN cards?

theshadowjjang:

       Well they were talking about how it was that the castle didn’t fall when you watched movies and such, right? The only viable reason he could think of to prevent the cards from falling even with all the movement on set was tape. 

“I don’t think you’ll need glue or tape right now? You could be able to make the card castle without that. It’s just, I can’t imagine they’d want to risk wasting time on a movie set or anything.” He was sure it just took a lot of patience, a steady hand, and patience. 

He personally didn’t really understand how such a thing could be used as a de-stressing activity considering it stressed him out to think about the castle falling with just one simple moment, such as accidentally bumping into the table with your foot. 

“Hm? What do you mean? I sleep just fine, actually. Did I say something wrong?” The principle was similar to the meaning behind ‘ 人 ‘. Similar idioms and phrases were often shared between Asian countries, and sometimes in school, you were taught various languages if you saw fit to learn it. Perhaps he got the idiom wrong? He was sure the kanji for ‘person’ was supposed to look like two people who were supporting each other? 

    “I feel like you nosedived into philosophy over notecards, which is concerning… do I need to pull an ‘it’s not that deep, brother’ over you? ‘Cuz I will, don’t test me.”

While running with this little tangent, Kyouhei managed to balance two sets of two cards next to each other and was reaching for a third set. Turns out, tape and glue were cheaters tools.

    “Hm. Maybe I just needed a little less focus? Is this a lesson about my study methods, set up by the universe? I don’t appreciate it.”

Apr 16, 2018 16 notes
#theshadowjjang #k(a); replies #k(a); threads

@preciousfae


Working up to having plants in his dorm was emotionally trying. This put him in charge of an actual living thing, something that needed to be constantly cared for and supported, things he had no experience in.

His childhood homes usually lacked a garden, and when they did miraculously contain one it was cared for by someone else, someone who did not appreciate him trying to nose his way into the process.

So it made sense to introduce himself to having plants around before having living plants around? Or something along those lines.

Sweating slightly due to lurking outside of Petit Petales for so long, Kyouhei entered the extravagant flower shop, eyes bulging out of their sockets at the amount of flowers and the quality of each type.

Apr 16, 2018 3 notes
#k(a); replies #k(a); threads #preciousfae #k(a); starter #[ thank u for likin' my starter post aoi! hope you're having a good night! ] #[ I saw Engel worked at the bouquet shop and remembered how much kyou loves nature so!! ]

it’s been a while since I started some fresh threads, and since there are sooo many new muses… why not?

this is a starter call for kyouhei! like this post for a short starter, comment and I’ll fly into your dms for plotting!

Apr 15, 2018 2 notes
#fatenet starter call #[ also considering an url change... some1 hit me ] #fatenet ooc #ooc; fm
“Life Savior? Me? Haha!”

theshadowjjang:

      Kyouhei was right to think that Dongmin meant his words in a general term considering that’s what Dongmin thought Kyouhei meant his words. He soon learned that he was wrong when the other male clarified that he was talking about a stronger like that was closer to lover. By love, he meant in the way you love another person who is a boyrfriend of yours. “Ah… love, huh? Well, I guess it all boils down to me not caring how people see me. It’s on them if they want to assume things.”

Hm, what can they do as a casual hang out? “Well there is a lot to do, like watch a movie, play at an arcade, or maybe visiting a beach. The parks are nice to walk through, or to play in if you like to play sports.” He started trying to recall the different activities one could have fun with if they were to walk around through the two sister-capitals. “Like, what kinds of things do you like doing? We can work around that.” Dongmin was pretty easy going so he didn’t really have much of a preference himself.

Unless fighting was involved. Only if there was a strong fighter in the vicinity, his blood was not going to boil with excitement.

“Hoh, I see what you mean. I’m okay with both myself, but it is important to consider how the person you are confessing to would feel.” Mentally noting that for future reference, he was going to take that into consideration if things ever came down to it. He never really thought much on relationships, so he didn’t have an idea of what he would prefer personally. He didn’t think much of any preference really. Dongmin mainly followed the flow of things after all.

“Sounds good, that’s how it should be.” Dongmin nodded his head with contentment. Saying things like giving your life to someone wasn’t something one should take lightly, so as long as Kyouhei understood that point, he was happy. He reached out to pat on Kyouhei’s shoulder with a playful smile. “Hope you can find someone that you’d be willing to give your life to one day.”

What kind of things did Kyouhei do during his downtime? He struggled to organize his thoughts on the topic and paused an appropriate amount of time to consider it.

    “Most of my free time is spent outside… I like visiting gardens and whole-food stores, I guess? That’s kinda weird, now that I think about it.” He shrugged, helplessly. “I like to be where plants and stuff are. What about you?”

He could do this. It was just casual conversation about scenarios that have and will happend. Not a big deal. The whiplash wouldn’t kill him today. After a few soulful breaths, he was ready.

    “You also have to consider the worst case scenario. If you do a public confession and they reject you, not only are you embarrassed and heartbroken but they’ll probably be embarrassed and teased about it.” Not that he knew about this firsthand, but he’d witnessed a few confessions and it made him think.

    “Not that public confessions are bad, but wouldn’t it be better to have a private confession of attraction and then a public confession of love when the relationship progresses?”

Apr 15, 2018 10 notes
#k(a); replies #k(a); threads #theshadowjjang
finality

florasions:

Avery wasted no time in pushing his belongings away from him to the end of the table, laptop lid snapped shut as his work went abandoned in favour of Kyouhei’s company. Pulling out the chair beside him, he pat the seat with an expectant look. You’ll join him, won’t you? Of course you will. He wasn’t going to take no for an answer. 

“Ah? I had no idea you would look at me so closely~” He teased, his smile vulpine, though it had faltered ever so slightly upon the mention of his hair. The photographer had taken such care to preserve the lie of it being naturally rose pink, that he’d actually forgotten there were people outside of his family that could recall him being anything different.

“I’ll assume you’re in here for the same reason everyone else is, but Akounri might need a bit more explanation. We’re both rather far from home, after all.”

Now that Kyouhei’s shock at actually finding someone he knew had died down, he could fully appreciate how Avery had gone from a cute little kid to a full-blown beautiful young adult.

It was completely unfair. The comment about looks completely flew over his head while he compared his past friend with the current version, dark eyes narrowed oh-so-slightly.

    “That’s true enough.” The brunet conceded and then plopped down into the chair he assumed was offered to him. It was comfortable enough but he still stretched out slightly out of learned habit.

    “I’m in Akounri because it’s so far away from where my parents are, to be honest.” It had been a while since he discussed this topic with anyone, but he figured… Avery was safe. Safe to tell. “It was a suffocating environment so as soon as I could leave, I did.”

    “And now I’m studying what I want and I have a nice job that doesn’t require me to interact with overbearing rich snobs, so I can’t say I regret it.”

Apr 15, 2018 15 notes
#[me; typing kyou; damn kyou its like we're thinking the same things!!] #florasions #k(a); replies #k(a); threads
“Studying? What’s that?”

friendlyoceangiant:

[水] – That was pretty sad to say, but it was true that Mizumachi wasn’t exactly smart. He wasn’t the type to bully anyone though since that was just cowardly. Teasing? Sure, he’s up for that. Just your casual poking at a friend.

He didn’t always think before he spoke so it wasn’t like he was too surprised by the fact that he may have accidentally offended a friend of his. He was going to have to be careful from now on about mentioning height around Kyouhei it seemed like.

      “Ahh… well, I’ll be more careful from now on.”

He was going to be careful about what he said in general from now on. He didn’t want to have Kyouhei snapping on him again after all.

It was true that energy and aptitude was important when participating in sports, but that wasn’t the only thing necessary. One also needed to have determination. Some of the athletes he knew from high school were a good example of this. It’s not to say that everyone could get by with determination alone, but it was at least something that could make up for the parts that you were lacking.

      “Hm? Well you don’t have to drink it by itself right?
           You could always drink milk with something else.
       Make a smoothie or eat cereal?”

Cookies and milk was a good idea too. Mac and cheese? What else can you put milk into? Pancakes? Does milk go into that?

      “I think the majority of it is genetics though.
            My family is full of tall people.
       Exercise is pretty good for growth too?”

   “No—–o!” Kyouhei fake sobbed and allowed himself to drape over the countertop, next to the large cups of inviting smoothie. “I didn’t mean to snap, honest. No need to be sensitive about the topic of height on my part!”

It really wasn’t a big deal, it was all low blood-sugar levels in Kyou’s opinion. A good old sip would solve all his problems. And so he solved his problem with a large gulp of ice cold and delightfully smooth snack.

   “I think I just got the short end of the genetic stick. Both my parents are of average height for their uh… their ethnicities, but here I am, not even five and a half feet, and… complaining too darn much about something I can’t fix!”

He wasn’t gonna be a negative Nelly about this. No way. Not on a night that demanded community and work ethic!

Apr 13, 2018 14 notes
#k(a); replies #k(a); threads #friendlyoceangiant
Long Lost

lowbloodpressurelord:

Despite the sudden silence that descended, Kyouya could almost feel the moment his companion started to panic. Even if he knew the reaction was only to be expected, he had more or less just turned Kyouhei’s entire world upside down, but it didn’t prevent a frown of concern appearing nevertheless.

He supposed he should at least be thankful that the other was willing to talk with him, instead of just bolting like he had initially been anticipating. There was hope in that at least. Truthfully, he wasn’t entirely certain how this all would pan out and he certainly didn’t expect Kyouhei to deny the family he had always know but… he supposed he did hope that they could establish some sort of relationship between them. It certainly wouldn’t happen overnight, but perhaps one day in the future there would be sibling-like camaraderie between them.

They were almost their destination when his new found sibling broke the silence with his first question, a fairly simple one presumably to ease into the upcoming difficult conversation.

“I stumbled across some information by chance and confronted my father about it. He revealed your existence to me and so I sought after you.”

A brief explanation, one which he could expand upon and disclose in fuller detail once they were safely seated in a private booth. This wasn’t exactly a conversation that could be held out in the open.

Thankfully, the entrance to the cafe was now in sight and leading the way to the entrance, Kyouya called over his shoulder.

“Here we are…”

Kyouhei did his best to be satisfied with the short answer, knowing there was a time and a place for all the ‘how’ and ‘why’ and ‘when’ questions, but it was his logic against his patience and he’d never been a patient person.

What ended up happening was that he practiced the act of focusing all his attention on the surroundings, the cafe they were entering, and resisting the urge to bite his lips. Really, he needed to rip that bad habit out of his life.

“So, um…” He grinned a little too widely, just a little dazed in the face. “Is the food any good here or are we just gonna exploit the privacy bit?”

Apr 13, 2018 7 notes
#k(a); replies #k(a); threads #lowbloodpressurelord #(uwus nervously)
a little familiar

friendlyoceangiant:

He meant exactly what he said. The ‘others’ were the other Ayakashi and animals that weren’t very happy to have a human intruding into their space and making a ruckus with the volume of his voice. There were a few who were excited to see a human because don’t you know that some Ayakashi consider humans to be delicacies?

“Yeah? Sounds like you may have been spirited here by a mischievous Ayakashi. You don’t look hurt, so it should be a small prank.”

Maybe another Tanuki? He wouldn’t be too surprised if that were to be the case. It was their job to trick people after all. Even he was tricking Kyouhei by making him think that he was another human.

“I’m Mizumachi. I got separated from my friends. I think they ditched me. I guess when you’re young you want to be reckless, haha! Come on, I’ll help you get out of this forest, just follow me.”

Whether you trusted him or not was up to you, Kyouhei. It would be better for you to do so or another Ayakashi may just ghost you away.

    Ayakashi? Wait. Wait, wait, hold up, hol’ on… Ayakashi? Kyouhei felt the word crawl up his back like an adventurous hand, nails long but only ghosting over his skin… And, well, who could blame him?

    The idea that he could’ve been hurt meant virtually nothing to him, not compared to the thought of staying unhurt in this situation. He was in a vulnerable position.

      “N… nice to meet you, although the circumstances are a bit…” The brunet trailed off and drew a little closer, eyeing up his “rescuer” carefully. Even though he had little to no options – actually, his options were to go with Mizumachi or get lost – he wasn’t about to get snatched up by anything else.

      “I’m Kyouhei. Thank you for being willing to lead me to safety.”

Apr 5, 2018 7 notes
#a little familiar; thread #fatenet au #k(a); replies #k(a); threads #friendlyoceangiant

March 2018

ins and outs

smiling-liar:

This boy. This FUCKING cute boy, being CUTER than him without TRYING. Was he going for A FIGHT? Because he’d GET IT if he SO wanted for ONE. Yaguchi kept his smile despise the anger that boiled inside him at the sole thought of someone easily surpassing the cuteness he had worked so hard to achieve.

“Oh, are you sure I can pick? You worked so much today! You should get as much as you want, I’m ok with the left-overs, really” more like, he didn’t wanted to pick himself. If he had to do it, he’d be forced to pick the most sickeningly sweet pastry to go along with his own cute facade and then he’d feel like throwing up the whole day.

    Kyouhei hummed noncommittally and assessed the leftovers. He was disappointed that the fudge and cake pops were all sold out but hey, that was just business. Instead, there were a few slices of pumpkin bread, a berry muffin, and - if memory served - a few egg white sandwiches in the fridge.

“We could probably… the only thing we wouldn’t be able to split evenly is the muffin? You can one and a half slices of the pumpkin bread, two of the four leftover sandwiches, and uh… do you want to cut the muffin in half?”

    He didn’t mind doing so since it would get eaten either way, but it would get cold twice as fast if they had to slice it. He would much rather give up the whole thing then be the cause of its loss of perfect deliciousness.

Mar 31, 2018 8 notes
#k(a); replies #k(a); threads #smiling-liar
Beginning of Something Awful

tsundere-model:

“Depends for what, but no one remembers everything all the time. And if you understand the how you can always get back to the knowledge in itself” he explained in a bored tone shaking his head from one side to the other.

Whether the crybaby -Kyouhei- accepted the suggestions or not, had nothing to do with Izumi. He just did his part in bringing up the possibilities that the boy was missing, but only Kyouhei could help himself.

“Hah? What kind of person would leave a crying guy on his own? Do i look like a fucking demon to you or something?” he retorted angrily, an eyebrow crooked and lips pursed together “It’s just normal so don’t think too much of it.”

He bit the inside of his cheek slightly, uncrossing and crossing again his legs, blue eyes checking the black of his own boots for a moment before looking back up at the guy.

“So, are we exchanging contact info or something? You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it’d be better for my mental sanity to know you won’t be causing problems to others. I can spare some time for you every now and then if you so want it.”

A very roundabout way of saying he’d be willing to come and talk whenever the brunet wanted to.

    Even though he knew the question was rhetorical, Kyouhei couldn’t help but consider Izumi’s ‘demon’ question. The color of his hair and eyes, if they were natural, gave him a supernatural look, and his… holier-than-thou attitude spoke of something, for certain. Wasn’t Lucifer the prettiest angel before he fell, or something?

    Kyou was smart enough to keep this thought to himself, though.

    He startled out that train of whatever and stared disbelievingly at Izumi, who was offering to exchange info in a roundabout way? Honestly, it almost felt like the brunet was arranging for someone to babysit him at a later date.

“… do you want to punch your number into my phone? Or you could just leave um, some social media thing in the notes.” Kyou unlocked his phone and swiped to the screen containing the ‘contacts’ and ‘notes’ apps, then held it out to the silver-haired student.

“I wouldn’t mind seeing you again in a situation less embarrassing on my part. No doubt you would too? That wasn’t-” he grimaced, realizing that a lot of conscious effort would have to be put into repressing that particular memory, “ideal.”

Mar 30, 2018 25 notes
#k(a); threads #k(a); replies #tsundere-model
finality

florasions:

Avery may not have been a super rare name, but Kyouhei’s in its entirety definitely was. There were no doubts about it now. This was him. This was definitely him! Clapping his hands together, the photographer couldn’t help but let out a bark of laughter – two parts amusement and one part total disbelief.

“What are you doing here?”

The recognition and wonder in his voice should have been enough to answer Kyouhei’s question.

“Do I really look the same?” He couldn’t quite tell if that was a good or a bad thing. “You haven’t changed a bit!”

    Kyouhei jumped involuntarily at the characteristically sharp laughter of his (now confirmed) childhood friend. God, wouldn’t’ve been embarrassing if he’d been mistaken? That would’ve been the worst.

    He cleared his throat slightly before speaking again, trying to brush away and last remnants of his awkward uncertainty about the situation.

“Oh yeah, you look uh… the shape of your eyes and most of your face is the same, dude. Your hair threw me off, though. Why am I… here as in, um, Akounri or here,” he gestured around, “in particular?”

Mar 30, 2018 15 notes
#florasions #k(a); replies #k(a); threads

December 2017

Assistance Wanted [Kyouhei]

friendlyneighbourhoodscientist:

“I am…”

At the mention of the poster he had just put up not so long ago, Komui’s interest was caught and he carefully examined the young student in front of him. He didn’t look familiar, certainly wasn’t in any of his classes anyway and if the scientist had ever spotted him on campus before, then he had forgotten. 

Truth be told, even if it was their first time meeting, he was still glad to have a volunteer who showed such enthusiasm although he couldn’t help but wonder if the student knew what he would be in for. 

Komui wanted to say yes then and there but even if no other volunteers were forthcoming, he should at least suggest a trial period to see if the arrangement was suitable for the both of them. As happy as he was to have an assistant, he should at least give the other an opportunity to change his mind. 

“How about this, you can be my assistant for a week to see how you find it. If you’re happy to remain as such after that, then the position is yours”

    Kyouhei let out an internal sigh of relief at the revelation that he hadn’t just eaten up the time of someone uninvolved completely, and thanked Lady Luck for once in his life, instead of cursing her.

    Still, business was still technically going on, so he tried curbing the childish excitement being right wrought in him.

          “Seems agreeable to me!” The brunet thrust his hand forward, feeling rather self-assured after his burst of uplooking luck. “A pleasure to work with you… for this week, that is! My name is Kyouhei.”

Dec 31, 2017 6 notes
#{(comes in 4 yrs late with a cupcake)} #{(whoops?)} #{(thank you for your patience)} #{(feel free to kill me)} #friendlyneighbourhoodscientist #komui & kyouhei; 1
Route To Everywhere

mismatcheddoll:

Mika was suddenly thrown off pace when the other stopped his whole motion -and intention to start a fight- in order to coo at Mika’s very own companion.

The Mimikyu, as terribly shy as his owner, proceeded to recoil over itself, head dropping slightly by the side and whole body retreating over to Mika’s legs in seek of protection.

“Whaddaya care where i found ‘em?” he asked defensively, a dramatic frown as he tried to act tougher for the sake of his scared little friend “And ‘course they’re in top notch! They’re my best friend, ’course I had to take care of ‘em”

The sound of fabrics rustling made double colored eyes look up and check the Pokemon that was now eyeing him suspiciously. Now, he couldn’t deal with people, but Pokemon were a completely different story.

“Howdy~yer a pretty one, ain’tcha?” 

    Oh crap, did Kyouhei accidentally insinuate something bad? He only meant- well, he’d explain and all would be well… hopefully, at any rate. The brunet took a deep breath and smiled upwards, trying to make himself seem like less of a threat.

          “Sorry, I just meant- not a lot of Pokemon do well out of their natural habitat. I didn’t mean to imply you didn’t care about them or weren’t a good caretaker.”

    The sight made his heart warm, actually, because he’d had to switch out a lot of his old team for health reasons when he left for Sinnoh, only daring to bring his Superior along.

     Kyouhei watched with interest the change in the other trainer’s expression as his main popped out their head, and he gave them a small scratch just behind their head to calm them down.

          “Would you like to hold them? Ivvy likes being held by people, as you can probably guess. Just a big flesh noodle.” As if to agree with Kyou, Ivvy (the Superior) gathered themselves up onto the top of his shoulders and craned their head closer to the other trainer.

          “I’m Kyouhei - Kyou!” He quickly changed his tune, remembering that he was trying to be lowkey and not gather attention to himself. “Call me Kyou. Nice to meet you…?”

Dec 31, 2017 5 notes
#fatenet au #pkmn au #mismatcheddoll #mika & kyouhei; 1

November 2017

biological theory

wild-untamed-heart:

Kajika stared at the vampire in front of her nonchalantly, paying no heed to the somewhat sly look that could be found in eyes of burgundy. Her own silver orbs were filled with determination, her stubborn streak preventing her from backing out now that she had come this far.

She was tired of being rebuffed by her childhood friend for the simple reason that he was a vampire. Why it bothered him so much when it didn’t concern her in slightest was a mystery, yet she hoped that through the research she would be undertaking with this particular vampire that she could resolve the problem.

At the very least, she would be learning more about vampires…

Kajika nodded her head once, her mouth set in a serious line as she replied.

“Count me in.”

          “Y-a-y~⭐” Kyouhei could nearly hear the ‘assistant acquired’ achievement playing in the background and gave an enthusiastic spin for good measure. “Your willingness to help a new pal out is duly noted, Miss Kajika!”

    Of course, there were still a few details that would have to be beaten out before they could do anything too tricky, but at least now he was making some decent progress.

          “Since you are the human in this situation and the last thing I need is for you to not trust me, your employer, where would you like to make this deal more official?” Kyou held out his hands in a welcoming, open gesture.

          “I mean the whole shindig: paperwork, my oath as a sire, all of that. We also need to set up some rules and boundaries, most likely, so we know what to expect from each other. You still in? If so, where do you say we should go!”

    The brunet vampire could always lead her back to either his lab, or even to his flat, but in the end, it was up to her. This needed to be completely consensual on her part; one of those pesky, soul-bound vampiric laws demanded it.

Nov 13, 2017 4 notes
#fatenet au #biological theory; thread #kajika & kyouhei; 1 #[I hope you don't mind me continuing this... I really like vamp kyou]

genkiani:

@qtpie-kyouhei liked for a starter!

“Ah…”

Yuusuke can only stare at the ball in the higher shelf, a little bit disappointed that he couldn’t grab the ball which he wanted. His eyes starts to wonder around, until he grabbed somebody’s hand.

“Hey! Can you help me to get that ball?”

    There was already a jump of nervous energy in Kyouhei’s step before a stranger grabbed him and asked for his help; long story short he’d never made such an embarrassing high-pitched noise in his life.

          “What-what?” Fair-haired and with a face without fear, this person, uninhibited by anything that would stop him from asking help, now had his full attention. Was probably the first thing to have his full attention all day.

          “… a ball?” On cue, the brunet turned his head to the side and looked up, examining the selection of colorful balls (he couldn’t tell if they were plastic or bouncy or if there was even a difference) with mild confusion.

          “Uh, probably… probably not.” He was taller than this guy but not by much - not by enough to count. “I could try giving you a lift if you wanted?”

Nov 9, 2017 1 note
#genkiani #yuusuke & kyou; 1 #[sorry for this being so late...] #[also yuusuke is SHORT] #[if my calculations are right and you're using wiki info in any case]

October 2017

“Life Savior? Me? Haha!”

theshadowjjang:

      Dongmin was a pretty nonchalant guy on top of being pretty dense. He was just being honest, and wasn’t thinking too much about his words. He didn’t realize how embarrassing he was making things for his friend. He wouldn’t get it unless Kyouhei explicitly said so most likely.

“Hm? Is it wrong for people to think that I like you when I do?” What, did it have to be a secret that they were friends? Some guys could be pretty sensitive when it comes to things like that, huh? He didn’t see Kyouhei to be that type though, the ones who worry too much about having a manly appearance to the public eye. There was nothing wrong with admitting you were really good friends with someone right?

Alas, he digresses. He simply shrugged his shoulders, totally letting the warning fly overhead. “Sounds good, hanging out that is. Wonder what we should do?” He was thinking about it but nothing really was coming to mind at the very moment.

He was still thinking when Kyouhei spoke up again, though it was more like he was shouting something. Perhaps he was trying to defend himself somehow? Did he feel like he had to? There was nothing that Dongmin felt that needed any explanation. “I guess so? Though some people like to be extravagant with it and show it off. I’m okay with either, really.” He was pretty easy going about a lot of things and he wouldn’t feel too put off if someone were to confess to him publicly or something like that. It may be just a bit embarrassing, but it wasn’t something he couldn’t handle. Either way he stowed the information away into his mind for future reference.

“Yeah, that would be the most ideal way to go about it, but isn’t the point of marriage to be like giving yourself to someone for the rest of their life? People say things like that, don’t they? That they want to have you for the rest of their life or something?” He just shrugged his shoulders. He didn’t personally have too big of an opinion on it. If that’s how Kyouhei felt, that’s how it was. “Either way I wouldn’t go telling people that your life belongs to them. What if they took you seriously? How will you explain that to your future lover?”

He for one would be very upset to find out that someone he was in love with had promised their life to another. What was left for him then in that case, right?

          “Ah-ah-” Dongmin probably meant ‘like’ as a general term, nothing to get so flustered about, calm down, calm down- “I’m - ergh - I don’t think you’re getting it… maybe instead of ‘like’ I should say ‘love’?”

    Wait, wait, that could be mistaken for platonic or friendly love, he’d better be clear he meant romantic interest - “Love as in dating, like boyfriends, you know?” God could he be any more awkward.

          “Um, you probably have more experience in casual hangouts than I do, so what would you suggest? Ouvara and Danon are big cities, there’s probably plenty to do.” As in the sister-capitals were a land of adventure.

    God, Dongmin was going to give Kyouhei a heart attack with little to no effort which would be pretty embarrassing, to just keel over on the sidewalk on the cusp of his new life.

          “Personally… personally I would like a private confession… that and if I was confessing I wouldn’t want to pressure my partner into accepting, so a private setting would be… would be better, yeah?”

    That was even more embarrassing. Scratch Dongmin killing him, Kyouhei was going to do it himself. “Duly… duly noted…. I won’t say that again until I’m at the altar. If that ever happens.”

Oct 27, 2017 10 notes
#[ur gonna kill him lmao] #life savior? me? aha!; thread #dongmin & kyouhei; thread #theshadowjjang
Protecting the River

friendlyoceangiant:

Mizumachi looked over the Mer with his clear blue eyes with a friendly smile on his face. It was not too often when someone would remember to come and greet him as the Master of the River. Respect was something that didn’t seem to be taught now a days. It was good to know that some out there still valued polite protocol. 

“From the Bermuda Triangle, is it? That is quite some distance. The waters there more turbulent than the ones here, so you shall find it easy to get along here. Though boring it may be in comparison, the waters are friendly.” 

It was the humans who weren’t so friendly, unfortunately. From what he’s seen thus far (though minuscule), the Mer was an agreeable lad. It would be just fine to allow him to take up short residence in his territory. 

Motioning for the young Mer to come closer, he extended a hand, long fingers opened invitingly. If Kyouhei was going to be a guest in the territory then the current residents had to know he was welcomed. That was easy enough by giving Kyouhei a seal, which Mizumachi did by kissing the back of the hand. 

“I will allow you to take short residence in these waters. Come closer to I may give you my seal proving that you are welcome here. I am the master of these Waters and most call me Mizumachi, it’s a pleasure to meet you, young one.”

    Kyouhei couldn’t help but hold himself still and at rapt attention in the face of the water diety. Despite the fact that this one looked friendly as could be, he knew that diety’s often reflected their environment.

    Water was an unpredictable and merciless element, and so most masters were the same, changing on a whim.

          “Ah, it is but I felt that a change of scenery was necessary…” His general attitude was being received well, that was good! He still shied away from giving up too many details. “Thank you, I’m sure I’ll enjoy these waters.”

    He offered up his hand, not quite resting it in the hand of Mizumachi but letting a little water separate the obvious warmth there, as was often more comfortable than skin-on-skin contact.

          “Thank you once again. I’ll do my best to follow your example while in these waters.”

Oct 26, 2017 4 notes
#protecting the river; thread #mizumachi & kyouhei; thread #friendlyoceangiant #fatenet au
Study cards... or FUN cards?

theshadowjjang:

      Dongmin thought about it and he wondered if there was some kind of a trick to this, or they just weren’t very good at this. “I feel as though the trick here is that they must be using glue or tape.” It was the only explanation that he could think of. If simply exhaling was enough to knock down the small triangle he made, how was it that card castles could stand to the test on a movie set or for a homemade video?

Moving closer on his end as well, he carefully held the cards in question and waited for him to put on the roof to give them the stability they so desired.

“Good luck to you. Give them the support they need so they can stand tall.”

He chuckled to himself.

“I guess it’s just like people, you can stand by yourself and try to appear strong, but ultimately you need others to keep you standing.”

Was that too deep? He was thinking of Ingong as he stared at the cards, so maybe that’s why.

    If it was really something like glue or tape wouldn’t there be a lot of problems in using this as a de-stressing solution? Wait, wait, Kyouhei was at least a little sure he’d seen a video on how to do it, somewhere…. Argh.

          “That’d suck for us, then. I don’t think I have glue or tape on me and I don’t see the point of going to get some if I’m just going to have to use these cards later.” He pulled a random index card up and read the formula written there with a blank face.

          “That is… hm… Dongmin, do you normally say things like that or have you just not slept in a while?” Kyouhei was in college for physical science, not philosophy or psychology.

Oct 26, 2017 16 notes
#study cards... or FUN cards?; thread #theshadowjjang #dongmin & kyou; thread
“Studying? What’s that?”

friendlyoceangiant:

[水] - They were like potato nuts. He was now imagining potatoes being added into trail mix for people to munch on while they were going hiking. It was full of carbs so it would give you lots of energy. Potatoes are really big though, so they wouldn’t be very travel friendly.

     “Potato nuts, heh. Makes me want to replace all nuts with potatoes.”

Just to see what would happen, of course.

With Kyouhei’s reaction to being called short, Mizumachi was taken aback. Thinking on it, he could guess why he was upset by it. The blond has always been on the taller side, so he couldn’t really understand how anyone who was short felt about their vertical challenges. Looks like he may have offended his friend with the comment he made nonchalantly without thinking much on his words.

     “Ah… sorry dude, I didn’t mean anything by it.
             Just saying you were short compared to me, but lots of people are.
      You’re average in height and that’s fine.
             Some of the best athletes I know are your height or shorter.”

He used to look down (figuratively speaking) on people who were shorter than him, but after playing football with many teams, he started to realize that height wasn’t the only quality one needed as an athlete. Skill, heart, and strategy was needed. He didn’t see shorter athletes as being beneath him. Mizumachi respected all of them.

     “Haha, I was born this way!
            Though I guess drinking lots of milk would help?”

    Well, if all nuts were replaced by potatoes… he wouldn’t have to worry about his allergy anymore, maybe? Wait, wait, it couldn’t be that simple, right? His allergy was something he’d always lived with and had had to take precautions against… but just removing them altogether… would his body, just on policy, develop an allergic reaction to another food?

     Ah, crap, he’d snapped. Kyouhei wasn’t used to playful poking at his height and so he’d reacted defensively… Mizumachi didn’t even have anything to apologize for!

           “Aha, it’s fine, ‘Machi, my fault for getting all prickly. I know you wouldn’t tease me about something I can’t help with the purpose of hurting me. You’re too nice for that.” Too nice and… how could Kyou say that his tall friend didn’t seem smart enough to bully someone without accidentally insulting him?

     That was interesting. The brunet had never dared to get invested in any sports because one; he was short for his age all across the globe and two; sports seemed like something you needed a lot of energy and aptitude to participate in.

           “Makes me think of a song, but I can’t recall it completely.” He let out a soft huff and then tilted his head back, eyebrows furrowed. “Milk, huh? Can’t say I like milk by itself all that much.”

Oct 16, 2017 14 notes
#studying? what's that?; thread #[me coming in a month late with a shitty drink; I can explain] #friendlyoceangiant

September 2017

madamhatter replied to your post: Lady Macbeth and Tybalt!

the fucking quotation marks

[you heckin’ know it]

Sep 14, 2017
#madamhatter #ooc; fm #fatenet ooc

madamhatter:

qtpie-kyouhei:

tsundere-model:

Mod Autumn is dead & was replaced by a look alike: a conspiracy theory


SEQUEL TO KITKAT’S COMPELLING THEORY

Mod Autumn forgot to post a logout and another mod copy and pasted what Mod Autumn was meant to post and they sent it to them: a theory conspiracy 


Sep 14, 2017 5 notes
#ooc; fm #fatenet ooc #[look guys Ive been dead from the start and the second theory isn't exactly true] #[I'll admit to it being my fault but that's it]
Lady Macbeth and Tybalt!

Shakespearean Character Ask Meme;


LADY MACBETH: What is your favorite thing about yourself?
    “That’s difficult to say, as I try to keep a neutral opinion of myself so as to drive off the lingering self-hatred from my younger years.”

    “If I had to choose something though, it would probably be my handwriting. Everyone that sees it always says it’s super easy to read, and seeing as the rest of my family isn’t so fortunate, I can only thank the deity in charge of handwriting, I guess.”


TYBALT: If you could kill one person without consequences, who would it be?
    “Myself lmaoooooo.”

    “All joking aside if I can say this with absolutely no context… and imagine me in the most loathing tone you’ve ever heard, the most hate-filled eyes, the most disgusted, infuriated expression, my best friends dad. Or maybe much more neutral tone and expression someone in our current government.”

Sep 13, 2017 2 notes
#madamhatter #ooc; fm #fatenet ooc #[wow what a dark closer]
hecate & juliet~

Shakespearean Character Ask Meme;


HECATE: Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?
    “Introvert, all the way.”

    “For some reason I’ve always been a low-energy person and this energy restores at the speed of a snail -2^17. It’s frustrating but I’ve never had any other experience so, eh.”


JULIET: What is your favorite luxury?
    “Different luxury this time, just for fun and because I don’t want to put in any extra links.”

    “Cookie dough ice cream. I would die for cookie dough ice cream. I know it’s probably not real cookie dough since the health risks are… well, Salmonella, but I legit love Cookie Dough ice cream more than my own existence.”

Sep 13, 2017
#florasions #ooc; fm #fatenet ooc
In honor of my boss, [ANTONY] and in respects to the event in my mobile game [ROMEO] & [JULIET]!

Shakespearean Character Ask Meme;


ANTONY: What bad habits do you need to break?
    “Well, since school has started back up again and I’m going to college now, my habit of zoning out in the early morning has to gtfo of my life. Don’t think it’s going to, though.”

    “Another would maybe, probably be my apathy toward reading assignments? I skim them way too often, and I don’t read over my notes even though I really should since my first tests are creeping closer.”


ROMEO: How far would you go for love?
    “Well, I’m not going to go into specifics, but since language is my weak spot, I’m going to be learning two complex languages just so I can be with a chroi.”

    “I’ve always been kind of extreme when it comes to love, now that I think about it, but the other option is to half-ass it and I refuse to even try to do that. I’d rather die first.”


JULIET: What is your favorite luxury?
    “I really like just browsing stuff in silence. I know it doesn’t sound luxurious, but the idea of just exploring a map in a game in complete silence, no music, no talking, no anything, is just…”

    “As someone who’s never really had privacy, I really enjoy any moments of silence I can snag from the Devil’s teeth. The only way to make it better would be casual cuddles.”

Sep 13, 2017 2 notes
#mathgeekshugarl #ooc; fm #fatenet ooc #rp meme response #[a day late boy howdy]

tsundere-model replied to your post “[how are they suspicious? quotation marks are quite pretty imo. if you…”

(( gotta love that is the same icon just B I G G E R ))

Sep 13, 2017 1 note
#tsundere-model #ooc; fm #fatenet ooc

tsundere-model:

qtpie-kyouhei:

[how are they suspicious? quotation marks are quite pretty imo. if you have any theories as to why they were really used, tho, don’t hide behind replies, @madamhatter]

Mod Autumn is dead & was replaced by a look alike: a conspiracy theory


Sep 13, 2017 5 notes
#ooc; fm #fatenet ooc #[no comment]

[how are they suspicious? quotation marks are quite pretty imo. if you have any theories as to why they were really used, tho, don’t hide behind replies, @madamhatter]

Sep 13, 2017 5 notes
#ooc; fm #fatenet ooc
THE ADVENTURE ZONE SENTENCE MEME

brokemymeme:

Part 3 - Murder on the Rockport Limited

Possible Spoilers, change pronouns, etc as needed

  • “I would sooner die.”
  • “I kinda like his style.”
  • “Kind of a shitty wizard.”
  • “My whole body is a weapon.”
  • “That was pretty fucking radical.”
  • “Do y’all wanna get paid or nah?”
  • “Give me your crunchiest potion.”
  • “Did I say how old I was last time?”
  • “Sorry, I had a pretty bad initiative roll.”
  • “Jokes on you, I can’t think very good.”
  • “Um. I won’t do that. I’m very, very tired.”
  • “Is this our - is this our quarterly review?”
  • “I hate to keep salting your game, Daddy.”
  • “Are you gonna fire us out of the cannon?”
  • “Listen, kid, I’m not a magic worker, okay?”
  • “Why are you, why is it whisper time now?”
  • “ I’ve heard of you. You are of the god kind.”
  • “My grandpa forgot his name. He’s very old.”
  • “We’re doing good adventurer, bad adventurer.”
  • “I’d like to sit on your lap. Maybe steer a little bit.”
  • “Wait, are we doing good cop, bad cop, mom cop?”
  • “Are you sure that- this sounds like a wizard’s spell.”
  • “We are absolutely going to fire you out of a cannon.”
  • “You don’t have 45 minutes. At most, I can give you 4.”
  • “How could you possibly seen through my perfect crime?”
  • “Hey, listen, we all have droughts kid. Don’t feel too bad.”
  • “Guys? Guys? That was our first moment of competence.”
  • “This is gonna come back and bite us in the ass, I know it.”
  • “We want you to step in front of the next train that comes by.”
  • “Good day to you, thank you for having me on your choo choo.”
  • “If only you had used one of your spell slots to defend yourself!”
  • “The memory of my grandpa’s name died long before I was born.”
  • “What are the names that aren’t fake that you guys actually have?”
  • “I love your caution, and I love just how suspicious you’re all being.”
  • “ It’s basically like a big ol’ neopolitan ice cream sandwich of dudes.”
  • “So, is it like a magic word, or like a whistle? Is there a bell somewhere?”
  • “You look like some sort of weird shit monster who is just caked in swamp.”
  • “First off, that’s a trademark violation, second it doesn’t even make any sense!”
  • “What am I going to do, burn one of my daily spell slots on making an axe levitate?”
  • “You got your dick out and your whole naked body out while she was talking to you?”
  • “Listen guys, we just blasted a giant crab, I think we’re past the point of fake names.”
  • “Is there somebody around us who just looks like, helpful or maybe is wearing armor?”
  • “How about except for me, we’re much bigger than you and we can thump your gourd.”
  • “His murder came at an opportune time. He’d done everything he wanted to with his life.”
  • “This is your quarterly review. Compared to last time, 100% year-over-year improvement.”
  • “Ok, I mean, I did detective good enough to see through your horseshit, so I can’t be too bad.”
  • “She’s way cooler than you are. Like, way way way cooler. And just sort of better at everything?”
  • “I started changing when you started telling your story about murdering somebody or something.”
  • “One of them is a stout dwarven woman with the largest muscles you’ve ever seen on a living person.”
  • “How about I’m a little boy who knows you’re lying, and I can yell and yell and yell, and get you in lots of trouble.”
  • “They watched solemnly as an assassin came in a buried a knife in his heart. It was what he would have wanted.”
  • “Don’t shhh, it’s a secret mission. Shh shh shh shhhh. We’ll see you down there. Wink! Wink! You’re a cool dude.”
  • “That train is a little too extreme for most people. It doesn’t even go on rails, it just sort of- they just sort of off-road it.”
  • “Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize life on the rails was so demanding you had to have pyrotechnics at your fingertips twenty-four sev’.”
  • “I’m very proud of the three of you. You’ve been much more competent than anybody on earth would have ever thought.”
  • “I’ll give ya a sampler of, it’s called my hair of the dog potion. It won’t attract dogs, as much as it will just get you real fucked up.”
  • “Hey listen, I couldn’t find any coffee but they had these little Andes mints. Here, have a couple of those and then answer the nice men.”
  • “It’s not nearly as salacious as I made it sound. It’s just when I say things with my voice, it always sounds like I’m talking about slow sex.”
  • “Yeah, and if you fail this, I’ll kill you. You’ll suffer. Listen baby, risk and reward! If you do it, it’ll be fucking rad! If you don’t do it, you’ll die.”
  • “We actually need extra pillows. I sleep with a pillow between my knees and between my elbows and behind my head and under my feet.”
  • “I’m done. Have a good day. Let me know if you need anything, but don’t expect a quick response. No, of course it will be a quick response.”
  • “This is gonna sound phony, but we don’t know who we can trust. Look at us, we’re 3 grown men trusting a baby with secrets, we’re not professionals.”
  • “I’m really glad that you are exactly who you say you are, because if you were doing some sort of ruse right now, it’d be very, very poorly constructed.”
  • “Yes, a witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anyone yells a secret word, I have to attend to their every need, and that word is my fucking name.”
  • “Before you go, I just need to grab your weapons from you. These will also be locked up in the vault and we will be returning them to you as soon as we reach our final destination.”
  • “Can I just say something? And this might sound weird. But I think you are exactly who you’re telling me you are. And I don’t know- again, it seems like a weird thing to say, but I am… just so charmed by you.”
  • “So we’re gonna do this now, huh? We’re gonna air this right now? I need to build myself a fucking exosuit of pillows, and I’m not like, proud of it. Like, yeah, I’m embarrassed about it, and it makes trips with my family a living hell.”
Sep 11, 2017 49 notes
#[my muses = kyouhei. bakugou. pat. envy. gumi. jirou. momo.] #fatenet meme #rp meme

diveronaevents:

Shakespearean Character Ask Meme

ANTONY: What bad habits do you need to break?
BEATRICE: What is the achievement you’re most proud of?
BENVOLIO: What comes to mind when you think of peace?
BIANCA: What do you want most in life?
CELIA: Do you want to fall in love?
CIRCE: Would you rather be loved or feared?
CLAUDIUS: What is the worst thing you’ve ever done?
CORDELIA: Do you consider yourself a good person?
CRESSIDA: What makes you feel trapped?
DESDEMONA: Do you believe that the truth will set you free?
EDGAR: Do you want to make your family proud?
EDMUND: Do you ever wish you’d been born someone else? If so, who?
GERTRUDE: Would you (or have you) ever cheated on a significant other?
HAMLET: Do you prefer to think things through thoroughly or act on impulse?
HECATE: Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?
HELENUS: Do you believe in God?
HIPPOLYTA: What is your biggest regret?
HORATIO: Who do you love most?
JULIET: What is your favorite luxury?
LADY MACBETH: What is your favorite thing about yourself?
MACBETH: Have you ever killed anyone? Would you?
MALCOLM: What does honor mean to you?
MEDEA: Do you have any quirks?
MERCUTIO: Is there anyone you would die for?
MIRANDA: Is happiness a choice?
OBERON: Does reputation matter to you?
OPHELIA: Is there anything you regret not doing?
ORSINO: If you could have any material thing in the world, what would it be?
PARIS: If you had the chance to rule the world, would you?
PORTIA: When did you lose your innocence?
PUCK: Do you consider yourself a mischievous person? 
ROMEO: How far would you go for love?
ROSALIND: What does your ideal day entail?
ROSALINE: Which people from your past haunt you?
SEBASTIAN: Is violence ever the answer?
TITANIA: Do you believe in magic?
TYBALT: If you could kill one person without consequences, who would it be?
VIOLA: How skilled of a liar are you?
VOLUMNIA: Describe the biggest sacrifice you’ve made.

Sep 11, 2017 3,504 notes
#fatenet Munday #rp meme #ooc; fm #fatenet meme #fatenet ooc #[me: hey u bastard you still have memes to answer get on them] #[also me: rb's more memes]
▼+ reverse (kyou)

send ’▼+ reverse’ for my muse to straddle/sit on your muses lap;


    When the initial untamable nervousness wore off, Kyouhei was a ball of curious affection toward those who were welcome to it - or at least, toward those who didn’t speak their mind about disliking it.

    So when the brunet was really feeling the ‘exhausted college student’ cliche, he would wander away from his carefully organized science desk and equipment and find someone to “charge him back up”.

    The closest person just so happened to be one of his biggest and (in Kyouhei’s opinion) warmest companions… and he allowed himself no hesitation at all in climbing into Jotaro’s lap and leaning his forehead against the other’s shoulder, which he could just barely reach while perched on Jotaro’s thigh.

        “If I gave you so much money, would you wipe college off the face of the earth for me? Maybe body slam it?”

Sep 10, 2017 2 notes
#daddykujc #[where are they? what's their relationship? shouldn't you know since you're writing this?] #[me: shrug] #kyou's memes #rp meme response #fatenet meme
♡

A tip on how to win my muses heart;


Kyou

        ♡ Plenty of physical affection. If you’ve followed step one or he’s already interested, this will send him over the edge of nervousness. Are you teasing him? Doing this unintentionally? He doesn’t know but he LOVES it.

Sep 10, 2017
#rp meme response #kyou's memes #ooc; fm #fatenet ooc #fatenet meme #kingsoath
♡

A tip on how to win my muse’s heart;


Kyouhei

        ♡ Be patient with him. Kyouhei has a lot of repressed emotions to cycle through, so a comforting touch and some understanding words are a quick way to have Kyouhei a little more aware of how warm your hands are, or how nice you smell.

Sep 10, 2017 1 note
#wild-untamed-heart #ooc; fm #fatenet ooc #fatenet meme #rp meme response #fatenet SINday #kyou's memes
Also that heart emoticon for gumi and pat~

A tip on how to win my muse’s heart;


GUMI

        ♡ Don’t be too wild. Gumi does appreciate some crazy, some eccentricity, but too much of it overwhelms them. They need a pinch of normalcy.

Pat

        ♡ Be willing to listen to them. Sometimes Pat will have a hard time figuring out what they want, and someone willing to take them to the side and help them figure out what they feel is something they need.

Sep 10, 2017 1 note
#madamhatter #rp meme response #fatenet meme #fatenet SINday #ooc; fm #fatenet ooc
Upside down triangle @ pat l m a o

send ’▼’ for my muses reaction to yours straddling/sitting on their lap;

@madamhatter @pxt-xnxnko

    Pat didn’t often react well to spontaneous movements, especially when they were directly involved, but often their surprise would outweigh their initial terrified natural reaction to dead-sprint away.

    Such was the case when Sophie just casually set herself in their lap, they to flip her out of her seat and run to the next country on fear-adrenaline alone, but instead they just kinda… froze.

    Completely. Froze. What was breathing again? They didn’t know. They were staring at Sophie, completely at a loss of what to do, logically, in a situation like this. Did they hold her? Did they ask her what she wanted? What did they do?

Sep 10, 2017 2 notes
#madamhatter #pxt-xnxko #another muse; patrick-nikola #rp meme response #fatenet meme #[goodbye pat]

[If I get one more unskippable car commercial I’m going to toss my laptop off a cliff.]

Sep 10, 2017 2 notes
#ooc; fm #fatenet ooc
▼+ reverse @ kyou bc he might die if avery tries 2 do that lmao

send ‘▼+ reverse’ for my muse to straddle/sit on your muses lap;

@florasions

    Kyouhei rubbed his eyes gently with the sleeve of his red cardigan and observed the stack of folders waiting for him on his desk with an almost pissed expression, eyes dark and cold.

    Silently, he turned away from the work waiting for him and fled out to the living room, back to Avery’s side, plopping onto the couch beside him. There was the barest hint of an idea in his mind that he was willing to try out.

    He was careful to take off his slippers and socks and flex his toes before turning, face slightly flushed, to slid one leg over Avery’s lap, so he was straddling the pink haired photographer’s lap, not exactly making eye contact but not hiding.

        “I changed my mind, I’m not going to do any studying tonight, I’m not in the mood for complex equations. Do you… Can you spare some time for me…?”

Sep 10, 2017 1 note
#florasions #[I mean yeah? but also he'd be a cute corpse lmao] #kyou's memes #rp meme response #[*big shrug*] #[idk what this is lmaoooo] #fatenet meme
♡ ((one for each of your BNHA muses?~))

A tip on how to win my muse’s heart;


Bakugou

          ♡  Be just a little upbeat. Bakugou might act like he hates everything but someone who can see the silver lining really warms his cold, dead heart.

Momo

          ♡  Court her. Don’t go with any new-age flirtation methods - buy her flowers, pay her compliments. Get old fashioned. She loves that.

Kyouka

          ♡  Show interest. Make it completely obvious you’re interested. Admire her. Compliment her. Flirt with her. She needs to hear it.

Sep 10, 2017 2 notes
#ooc; fm #[this meme is fun lmao] #fatenet ooc #fatenet meme #fatenet SINday #rp meme response #kyou's memes #Anonymous
send ' ▼' for my muses reaction to yours straddling/sitting on their lap.

rpmemesfam:

alternatively send ’ ▼+ reverse ’ for my muse to straddle / sit on your muses lap.

Sep 10, 2017 6,656 notes
#[lmao maybe you'll get something more nsfw NEXT sinday] #[my muses = kyouhei. bakugou. pat. envy. gumi. jirou. momo.] #[*jazz hands*] #fatenet SINday #fatenet meme #kyou's memes
For every "♡" I get I'll give a tip on how to win my muse's heart.
Sep 10, 2017 51,018 notes
#[my muses = kyouhei. bakugou. pat. envy. gumi. momo. jirou.] #[you can also send multiple names and hearts per ask] #kyou's memes #fatenet meme #fatenet SINday

if you join the fatenet group chat, expect;

Sep 8, 2017 2 notes
#fatenet ooc #ooc; fm
🆕

A character I’ve played or would like to play;


A character I will get or I will die trying to get.

Idate from Ice Scream, or “Orca” in WATGBS, another game from the brilliant pixel RPG dev. Deep Sea Prisoner. I’ve been a huge fan ever since he showed up with his superior, lazy attitude and… well. Uh.

I think he would qualify as a gap-moe? At least, he appears to be one thing (”just an orca on a stroll”) while actually being something completely different, twice over. He has LAYERS of CHARACTERIZATION and it is GREAT. What a brilliant asshole.

Sep 7, 2017 6 notes
#idate #rp meme response #fatenet meme #ooc; fm #fatenet ooc #friendlyneighbourhoodscientist
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