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atamagaii:

@pkmntr-kyouhei

Yoichi slowly chewed his sandwich as he watched the younger man make a desperate attempt to open the door to the dormitories.  His patrol had taken him out to Oakville University, which usually had something going on to keep him entertained.  It was just a little past midnight and it seemed the poor kid had lost his keys to the dorm.

He finished off his late dinner and clapped his hands together to get rid of the bread dust before standing up.  He’d let the poor guy suffer long enough, and he had another 7 minutes and forty-three seconds until his break was up.  Yoichi slowly made his way towards the poor, locked-out college student; he yawned as he approached the other from behind and placed one hand on his hip using the other to cover his mouth.

“Having some issues, hmm?”  He dropped his hand to his side and eyed the door.  The lock looked simple enough, but he didn’t expect this kid to be looking at the issue the same way he was.  “Did you lose your key or something?”  Reaching for his flashlight, he clicked it on and swung the beam in a wide arc around the nearby grass.

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“I can help you find it.  Or I can open the door for you if you ask in the next,” he looked at his watch, “five minutes and twenty-seven seconds.”

      When Kyouhei was a little kid, he would’ve lost his head if his neck wasn’t attaching it to his shoulders. It was a well-known fact - you never trusted toddler Kyouhei with anything important.

      Fortunately, he grew out of it by age twelve or so.

      Unfortunately, it was Throwback Thursday and he might’ve misplaced one of the most important items he owned. It was way too late to backtrack to find them too, and mentally he’d already given up.

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      “I think I left it at work?” He still peered in the direction the light revealed, hoping it would magically appear on the ground somewhere. No such luck. “Or maybe I dropped it on the way here….”

      Either way, it was terrible and unlucky.

      Curiosity made him peer up at the person offering their help in a professional manner, his interest mostly focused on the offer to open his dorm’s door within a certain time frame.

      “Who are you, actually? Not that I don’t appreciate the help of course….”

[Big ol’ heads up to anyone interested (since I just answered a butt-load of rp meme asks):

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I’m totally fine with turning an answered ask into a thread - in fact, I encourage it! Take my asks and upgrade ‘em! And I’m always up for plotting if you wanna do that!]

*forcefully pulling Kyou to bed* "no excuses. You are going to get in bed, you are going to fall asleep, and you are going to like it"

[accepting memes]

@tsundere-model


      Kyouhei dug his heels into the floor, trying to make it hard (seeing as he was short and had no substance, it wasn’t going to be difficult otherwise) to get him away from his work - which he still had a handful of.

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      “Sena-chan, I need to finish this, and I have another paper which needs to be looked over - if I don’t make sure all these formulas are safe and accurate I could get scolded, or worse my grade could suffer!”

      Those were technically excuses, but they were needed for himself because he needed to be pressured into finishing - just because he was sleepy didn’t mean he could sleep!

"Come on, I know I'm no one to say it, but you should get some sleep. Come, I'll even sing for you to fall asleep so be grateful"

[accepting memes]

@kimiwamiamor


      “Buh-what?” Kyouhei squinted at Yuuto over his clipboard before moving slightly so he could see his clock, ticking away steadily on the wall. “Why are you even here at… at three in the morning?”

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      He couldn’t remember giving the idol a key. Oh well. His head ducked down and he started to reread the report he had pinned to his- wait.

      “Wait, you wanted to sing to me…? At three in the morning? Should you really be offering to sing to just anyone, at three in the morning? I mean I want you to sing to me but are you sure you thought this through?”

      And it was nearly three in the morning, wouldn’t the neighbors be annoyed? Kyouhei had no clue.

❛ I can’t believe you slept on my porch all night. ❜

[accepting memes]

@broken-puppeteer


      Kyouhei let out a large yawn and rubbed his back, which was sore because of the tough material he’d been sleeping on, peacefully.

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      “Something went down at my dorm and I couldn’t get in?” He tried to explain, but the shock of being discovered and his sleepiness was getting in the way. “I hope you don’t mind - I was really tired!”

kingsoath asked:
❛ I can’t believe you can sing. ❜

[accepting memes]

@kingsoath


      “Really? Well, singing isn’t my forte, I’m better with a trumpet but-AH!” Kyouhei started to respond before realizing someone had been listening in on him, his reaction slow but still there.

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      “Who are you, even!? When did you get here?!” And did the brunet give off the impression of not being able to sing? Now he was overanalyzing the statement…!

ichinyatsv asked:
'I can't believe I let you talk me into this.'

[accepting memes]

@ichinyatsv


      Kyouhei grinned, trying to hide his own nervousness subtly, and gestured at the death trap they were in line to get into.

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      “It’s just a rollercoaster - and not even a really crazy one! I’ve been on one where you’re only strapped in by your shoulders, with your legs hanging free - it was re-e-e-e-eally scary at first.”

❛ I can’t believe you're wearing that. ❜

[accepting memes]

@lowbloodpressurelord


      Kyouhei blinked at the statement and looked down at his “lazy suit”, which consisted of a sweater (yes, a sweater in Summer weather) that had the suit design on it, sleek sweat pants, and… real dress shoes, for some reason.

      All in all, he was practically making fun of the existence of anyone who was wearing an actual suit, but not on purpose.

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      “Is it really that bad?” He laughed a bit, unsure whether to be really offended or if he should just laugh and walk away.

❛ I can’t believe you said that. ❜

[accepting memes]

@masqueradcr


      “Hah?” Did he say something terrible or horribly untrue? Unsure of how to remedy the situation, Kyouhei tried to look a bit more optimistic as he paid attention to the person who spoke up.

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      “No, I’m sure not all adults are appalling, I mean I’m almost one - not that I’m a great person I’m just saying that I don’t think I’m a terrible adult? Not the point, I’m trying to say that I’m not trying to generalize here but the facts remain that a lot of the older people I’ve meant disturb me - not that you should have the same views! I shouldn’t be speaking out loud, to be honest, ignore me”

      A mental please was added after his tirade, and he even clasped his hands together in a praying motion. Would that save him? Probably not.

❛ I can’t believe you're wearing that. ❜

[accepting memes]

@kimiwamiamor


      Kyouhei pouted, his ears red, as he smoothed over the food-stuffed pockets of his Pansage onesie. It was fitting, considering the base abilities and lore - but that wasn’t the point!

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      “If you drop by unannounced, I’m not going to have the time to look respectable!” He protested, inwardly lamenting the loss of any cool image he had in Yuuto’s eyes.

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