LADY MACBETH: What is your favorite thing about yourself? “That’s difficult to say, as I try to keep a neutral opinion of myself so as to drive off the lingering self-hatred from my younger years.”
“If I had to choose something though, it would probably be my handwriting. Everyone that sees it always says it’s super easy to read, and seeing as the rest of my family isn’t so fortunate, I can only thank the deity in charge of handwriting, I guess.”
TYBALT: If you could kill one person without consequences, who would it be? “Myself lmaoooooo.”
“All joking aside if I can say this with absolutely no context… and imagine me in the most loathing tone you’ve ever heard, the most hate-filled eyes, the most disgusted, infuriated expression, my best friends dad. Or maybe much more neutral tone and expression someone in our current government.”
HECATE: Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert? “Introvert, all the way.”
“For some reason I’ve always been a low-energy person and this energy restores at the speed of a snail -2^17. It’s frustrating but I’ve never had any other experience so, eh.”
JULIET: What is your favorite luxury? “Different luxury this time, just for fun and because I don’t want to put in any extra links.”
“Cookie dough ice cream. I would die for cookie dough ice cream. I know it’s probably not real cookie dough since the health risks are… well, Salmonella, but I legit love Cookie Dough ice cream more than my own existence.”
ANTONY: What bad habits do you need to break? “Well, since school has started back up again and I’m going to college now, my habit of zoning out in the early morning has to gtfo of my life. Don’t think it’s going to, though.”
“Another would maybe, probably be my apathy toward reading assignments? I skim them way too often, and I don’t read over my notes even though I really should since my first tests are creeping closer.”
ROMEO: How far would you go for love? “Well, I’m not going to go into specifics, but since language is my weak spot, I’m going to be learning two complex languages just so I can be with a chroi.”
“I’ve always been kind of extreme when it comes to love, now that I think about it, but the other option is to half-ass it and I refuse to even try to do that. I’d rather die first.”
JULIET: What is your favorite luxury? “I really like just browsing stuff in silence. I know it doesn’t sound luxurious, but the idea of just exploring a map in a game in complete silence, no music, no talking, no anything, is just…”
“As someone who’s never really had privacy, I really enjoy any moments of silence I can snag from the Devil’s teeth. The only way to make it better would be casual cuddles.”
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“I’d like to sit on your lap. Maybe steer a little bit.”
“Wait, are we doing good cop, bad cop, mom cop?”
“Are you sure that- this sounds like a wizard’s spell.”
“We are absolutely going to fire you out of a cannon.”
“You don’t have 45 minutes. At most, I can give you 4.”
“How could you possibly seen through my perfect crime?”
“Hey, listen, we all have droughts kid. Don’t feel too bad.”
“Guys? Guys? That was our first moment of competence.”
“This is gonna come back and bite us in the ass, I know it.”
“We want you to step in front of the next train that comes by.”
“Good day to you, thank you for having me on your choo choo.”
“If only you had used one of your spell slots to defend yourself!”
“The memory of my grandpa’s name died long before I was born.”
“What are the names that aren’t fake that you guys actually have?”
“I love your caution, and I love just how suspicious you’re all being.”
“ It’s basically like a big ol’ neopolitan ice cream sandwich of dudes.”
“So, is it like a magic word, or like a whistle? Is there a bell somewhere?”
“You look like some sort of weird shit monster who is just caked in swamp.”
“First off, that’s a trademark violation, second it doesn’t even make any sense!”
“What am I going to do, burn one of my daily spell slots on making an axe levitate?”
“You got your dick out and your whole naked body out while she was talking to you?”
“Listen guys, we just blasted a giant crab, I think we’re past the point of fake names.”
“Is there somebody around us who just looks like, helpful or maybe is wearing armor?”
“How about except for me, we’re much bigger than you and we can thump your gourd.”
“His murder came at an opportune time. He’d done everything he wanted to with his life.”
“This is your quarterly review. Compared to last time, 100% year-over-year improvement.”
“Ok, I mean, I did detective good enough to see through your horseshit, so I can’t be too bad.”
“She’s way cooler than you are. Like, way way way cooler. And just sort of better at everything?”
“I started changing when you started telling your story about murdering somebody or something.”
“One of them is a stout dwarven woman with the largest muscles you’ve ever seen on a living person.”
“How about I’m a little boy who knows you’re lying, and I can yell and yell and yell, and get you in lots of trouble.”
“They watched solemnly as an assassin came in a buried a knife in his heart. It was what he would have wanted.”
“Don’t shhh, it’s a secret mission. Shh shh shh shhhh. We’ll see you down there. Wink! Wink! You’re a cool dude.”
“That train is a little too extreme for most people. It doesn’t even go on rails, it just sort of- they just sort of off-road it.”
“Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize life on the rails was so demanding you had to have pyrotechnics at your fingertips twenty-four sev’.”
“I’m very proud of the three of you. You’ve been much more competent than anybody on earth would have ever thought.”
“I’ll give ya a sampler of, it’s called my hair of the dog potion. It won’t attract dogs, as much as it will just get you real fucked up.”
“Hey listen, I couldn’t find any coffee but they had these little Andes mints. Here, have a couple of those and then answer the nice men.”
“It’s not nearly as salacious as I made it sound. It’s just when I say things with my voice, it always sounds like I’m talking about slow sex.”
“Yeah, and if you fail this, I’ll kill you. You’ll suffer. Listen baby, risk and reward! If you do it, it’ll be fucking rad! If you don’t do it, you’ll die.”
“We actually need extra pillows. I sleep with a pillow between my knees and between my elbows and behind my head and under my feet.”
“I’m done. Have a good day. Let me know if you need anything, but don’t expect a quick response. No, of course it will be a quick response.”
“This is gonna sound phony, but we don’t know who we can trust. Look at us, we’re 3 grown men trusting a baby with secrets, we’re not professionals.”
“I’m really glad that you are exactly who you say you are, because if you were doing some sort of ruse right now, it’d be very, very poorly constructed.”
“Yes, a witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anyone yells a secret word, I have to attend to their every need, and that word is my fucking name.”
“Before you go, I just need to grab your weapons from you. These will also be locked up in the vault and we will be returning them to you as soon as we reach our final destination.”
“Can I just say something? And this might sound weird. But I think you are exactly who you’re telling me you are. And I don’t know- again, it seems like a weird thing to say, but I am… just so charmed by you.”
“So we’re gonna do this now, huh? We’re gonna air this right now? I need to build myself a fucking exosuit of pillows, and I’m not like, proud of it. Like, yeah, I’m embarrassed about it, and it makes trips with my family a living hell.”
ANTONY: What bad habits do you need to break? BEATRICE: What is the achievement you’re most proud of? BENVOLIO: What comes to mind when you think of peace? BIANCA: What do you want most in life? CELIA: Do you want to fall in love? CIRCE: Would you rather be loved or feared? CLAUDIUS: What is the worst thing you’ve ever done? CORDELIA: Do you consider yourself a good person? CRESSIDA: What makes you feel trapped? DESDEMONA: Do you believe that the truth will set you free? EDGAR: Do you want to make your family proud? EDMUND: Do you ever wish you’d been born someone else? If so, who? GERTRUDE: Would you (or have you) ever cheated on a significant other? HAMLET: Do you prefer to think things through thoroughly or act on impulse? HECATE: Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert? HELENUS: Do you believe in God? HIPPOLYTA: What is your biggest regret? HORATIO: Who do you love most? JULIET: What is your favorite luxury? LADY MACBETH: What is your favorite thing about yourself? MACBETH: Have you ever killed anyone? Would you? MALCOLM: What does honor mean to you? MEDEA: Do you have any quirks? MERCUTIO: Is there anyone you would die for? MIRANDA: Is happiness a choice? OBERON: Does reputation matter to you? OPHELIA: Is there anything you regret not doing? ORSINO: If you could have any material thing in the world, what would it be? PARIS: If you had the chance to rule the world, would you? PORTIA: When did you lose your innocence? PUCK: Do you consider yourself a mischievous person? ROMEO: How far would you go for love? ROSALIND: What does your ideal day entail? ROSALINE: Which people from your past haunt you? SEBASTIAN: Is violence ever the answer? TITANIA: Do you believe in magic? TYBALT: If you could kill one person without consequences, who would it be? VIOLA: How skilled of a liar are you? VOLUMNIA: Describe the biggest sacrifice you’ve made.