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^O^

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CHARACTER: Nara Shikamaru
FROM: Naruto
STATUS: Look, he’s smart but goddamn what a fucking dumbass am I right pals? I’d die and kill for him.


The work he does is almost rhythmic, going back and forth between shuffling papers and stapling them together, though the automatic stapler is no less startling every time it goes off.

It’s easier to get mountains of paperwork done in pairs, even though it’s still about as enjoyable as watching paint dry… except Shikamaru has done that - ironically of course - and he’s fairly certain it was more fun than this.

    Gonna get an energy drink. He doesn’t even really bother structuring a full sentence, knowing his point will be understood well enough. The chair makes an ugly scraping noise when he pushes it out from under his desk and stands.

    Want something? If we’re lucky there’ll be some cheese crackers or something equally easy to eat in the vending machine.

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CHARACTER: Nasuga Izuchi
FROM: 1bitheart
STATUS: AN ASSHOLE I HATE HIM SM but also… goddamn is that attitude a love to hate quality.


    You know, I didn’t cancel my reservation so that you could drool all over my jacket. Izuchi scolds, rolling his shoulder slightly to disrupt any attempts at sleeping on him. While many of his personal boundaries had been crossed, he was and would remain un-cuddly.

Instead, he stands, smoothing out his pencil skirt professionally as he does so before turning with a quirked eyebrow and an outstretched hand.

    If you’re really that tired, I do actually own a house you could rest at. Granted, you’ll owe me blood if you drool on any of my comforters or sheets but it’s better than collapsing on the transit like some poor sap.

^O^ // also mitsuru!!

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CHARACTER: Mitsuru Tenma
FROM: Ensemble Stars
STATUS: CLOSE TO MY HEART ALWAYS I really want to muse him but I wanna get more familiar with his material first.


    It’s too warm out!

Any illusion of peace is broken by Mitsuru’s near-indignant cry, as he throws out his arms and legs like a cat stretching before rolling onto his stomach, mumbling indistinctly to himself.

He really is doing his best to take a nap - it’s sorely needed after all the running around he did right before collapsing under one of the largest trees he could find - but the sun is still too bright and now he’s a little thirsty and relaxing with someone is a little more difficult then he thought it would be!

    C’mon, c’mon~! Mitsuru begs, hands clasped together, lips pulled into a dramatic, but sincere, pout.

    Let’s go find somewhere cooler! It’ll be much easier to sleep. We should run so we get there quicker, too.

^O^ // GIVE ME AKANE COWARD!!

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CHARACTER: Tsunemori Akane
FROM: Psycho-Pass
STATUS: An angel who I dearly want to write as.


    You feeling any better? Akane keeps everything about her soft, her voice low and her hands gentle. Just because taking care of citizens is her job doesn’t mean she has to treat it as such, plus she really does want to provide comfort.

She uses one hand to wipe sweat from her own forehead - it’s been a long and strenuous night on her part - and the other to ruffle the hair of her charge before lifting out of her squat and stretching her legs.

    It’s been a difficult week but it’s finally over. All that’s left is bureaucracy and paperwork, and most of that is out of your hands. You’re safe now. Take a breather and let my partner and I take care of everything else.

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THE ADVENTURE ZONE SENTENCE MEME

brokemymeme:

Part 3 - Murder on the Rockport Limited

Possible Spoilers, change pronouns, etc as needed

  • “I would sooner die.”
  • “I kinda like his style.”
  • “Kind of a shitty wizard.”
  • “My whole body is a weapon.”
  • “That was pretty fucking radical.”
  • “Do y’all wanna get paid or nah?”
  • “Give me your crunchiest potion.”
  • “Did I say how old I was last time?”
  • “Sorry, I had a pretty bad initiative roll.”
  • “Jokes on you, I can’t think very good.”
  • “Um. I won’t do that. I’m very, very tired.”
  • “Is this our - is this our quarterly review?”
  • “I hate to keep salting your game, Daddy.”
  • “Are you gonna fire us out of the cannon?”
  • “Listen, kid, I’m not a magic worker, okay?”
  • “Why are you, why is it whisper time now?”
  • “ I’ve heard of you. You are of the god kind.”
  • “My grandpa forgot his name. He’s very old.”
  • “We’re doing good adventurer, bad adventurer.”
  • “I’d like to sit on your lap. Maybe steer a little bit.”
  • “Wait, are we doing good cop, bad cop, mom cop?”
  • “Are you sure that- this sounds like a wizard’s spell.”
  • “We are absolutely going to fire you out of a cannon.”
  • “You don’t have 45 minutes. At most, I can give you 4.”
  • “How could you possibly seen through my perfect crime?”
  • “Hey, listen, we all have droughts kid. Don’t feel too bad.”
  • “Guys? Guys? That was our first moment of competence.”
  • “This is gonna come back and bite us in the ass, I know it.”
  • “We want you to step in front of the next train that comes by.”
  • “Good day to you, thank you for having me on your choo choo.”
  • “If only you had used one of your spell slots to defend yourself!”
  • “The memory of my grandpa’s name died long before I was born.”
  • “What are the names that aren’t fake that you guys actually have?”
  • “I love your caution, and I love just how suspicious you’re all being.”
  • “ It’s basically like a big ol’ neopolitan ice cream sandwich of dudes.”
  • “So, is it like a magic word, or like a whistle? Is there a bell somewhere?”
  • “You look like some sort of weird shit monster who is just caked in swamp.”
  • “First off, that’s a trademark violation, second it doesn’t even make any sense!”
  • “What am I going to do, burn one of my daily spell slots on making an axe levitate?”
  • “You got your dick out and your whole naked body out while she was talking to you?”
  • “Listen guys, we just blasted a giant crab, I think we’re past the point of fake names.”
  • “Is there somebody around us who just looks like, helpful or maybe is wearing armor?”
  • “How about except for me, we’re much bigger than you and we can thump your gourd.”
  • “His murder came at an opportune time. He’d done everything he wanted to with his life.”
  • “This is your quarterly review. Compared to last time, 100% year-over-year improvement.”
  • “Ok, I mean, I did detective good enough to see through your horseshit, so I can’t be too bad.”
  • “She’s way cooler than you are. Like, way way way cooler. And just sort of better at everything?”
  • “I started changing when you started telling your story about murdering somebody or something.”
  • “One of them is a stout dwarven woman with the largest muscles you’ve ever seen on a living person.”
  • “How about I’m a little boy who knows you’re lying, and I can yell and yell and yell, and get you in lots of trouble.”
  • “They watched solemnly as an assassin came in a buried a knife in his heart. It was what he would have wanted.”
  • “Don’t shhh, it’s a secret mission. Shh shh shh shhhh. We’ll see you down there. Wink! Wink! You’re a cool dude.”
  • “That train is a little too extreme for most people. It doesn’t even go on rails, it just sort of- they just sort of off-road it.”
  • “Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize life on the rails was so demanding you had to have pyrotechnics at your fingertips twenty-four sev’.”
  • “I’m very proud of the three of you. You’ve been much more competent than anybody on earth would have ever thought.”
  • “I’ll give ya a sampler of, it’s called my hair of the dog potion. It won’t attract dogs, as much as it will just get you real fucked up.”
  • “Hey listen, I couldn’t find any coffee but they had these little Andes mints. Here, have a couple of those and then answer the nice men.”
  • “It’s not nearly as salacious as I made it sound. It’s just when I say things with my voice, it always sounds like I’m talking about slow sex.”
  • “Yeah, and if you fail this, I’ll kill you. You’ll suffer. Listen baby, risk and reward! If you do it, it’ll be fucking rad! If you don’t do it, you’ll die.”
  • “We actually need extra pillows. I sleep with a pillow between my knees and between my elbows and behind my head and under my feet.”
  • “I’m done. Have a good day. Let me know if you need anything, but don’t expect a quick response. No, of course it will be a quick response.”
  • “This is gonna sound phony, but we don’t know who we can trust. Look at us, we’re 3 grown men trusting a baby with secrets, we’re not professionals.”
  • “I’m really glad that you are exactly who you say you are, because if you were doing some sort of ruse right now, it’d be very, very poorly constructed.”
  • “Yes, a witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anyone yells a secret word, I have to attend to their every need, and that word is my fucking name.”
  • “Before you go, I just need to grab your weapons from you. These will also be locked up in the vault and we will be returning them to you as soon as we reach our final destination.”
  • “Can I just say something? And this might sound weird. But I think you are exactly who you’re telling me you are. And I don’t know- again, it seems like a weird thing to say, but I am… just so charmed by you.”
  • “So we’re gonna do this now, huh? We’re gonna air this right now? I need to build myself a fucking exosuit of pillows, and I’m not like, proud of it. Like, yeah, I’m embarrassed about it, and it makes trips with my family a living hell.”

diveronaevents:

Shakespearean Character Ask Meme

ANTONY: What bad habits do you need to break?
BEATRICE: What is the achievement you’re most proud of?
BENVOLIO: What comes to mind when you think of peace?
BIANCA: What do you want most in life?
CELIA: Do you want to fall in love?
CIRCE: Would you rather be loved or feared?
CLAUDIUS: What is the worst thing you’ve ever done?
CORDELIA: Do you consider yourself a good person?
CRESSIDA: What makes you feel trapped?
DESDEMONA: Do you believe that the truth will set you free?
EDGAR: Do you want to make your family proud?
EDMUND: Do you ever wish you’d been born someone else? If so, who?
GERTRUDE: Would you (or have you) ever cheated on a significant other?
HAMLET: Do you prefer to think things through thoroughly or act on impulse?
HECATE: Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?
HELENUS: Do you believe in God?
HIPPOLYTA: What is your biggest regret?
HORATIO: Who do you love most?
JULIET: What is your favorite luxury?
LADY MACBETH: What is your favorite thing about yourself?
MACBETH: Have you ever killed anyone? Would you?
MALCOLM: What does honor mean to you?
MEDEA: Do you have any quirks?
MERCUTIO: Is there anyone you would die for?
MIRANDA: Is happiness a choice?
OBERON: Does reputation matter to you?
OPHELIA: Is there anything you regret not doing?
ORSINO: If you could have any material thing in the world, what would it be?
PARIS: If you had the chance to rule the world, would you?
PORTIA: When did you lose your innocence?
PUCK: Do you consider yourself a mischievous person? 
ROMEO: How far would you go for love?
ROSALIND: What does your ideal day entail?
ROSALINE: Which people from your past haunt you?
SEBASTIAN: Is violence ever the answer?
TITANIA: Do you believe in magic?
TYBALT: If you could kill one person without consequences, who would it be?
VIOLA: How skilled of a liar are you?
VOLUMNIA: Describe the biggest sacrifice you’ve made.

(Source: archivesdiveronaevents)

daddykujc asked:
▼+ reverse (kyou)

send ’▼+ reverse’ for my muse to straddle/sit on your muses lap;


    When the initial untamable nervousness wore off, Kyouhei was a ball of curious affection toward those who were welcome to it - or at least, toward those who didn’t speak their mind about disliking it.

    So when the brunet was really feeling the ‘exhausted college student’ cliche, he would wander away from his carefully organized science desk and equipment and find someone to “charge him back up”.

    The closest person just so happened to be one of his biggest and (in Kyouhei’s opinion) warmest companions… and he allowed himself no hesitation at all in climbing into Jotaro’s lap and leaning his forehead against the other’s shoulder, which he could just barely reach while perched on Jotaro’s thigh.

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        “If I gave you so much money, would you wipe college off the face of the earth for me? Maybe body slam it?”

kingsoath asked:

A tip on how to win my muses heart;


Kyou

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        ♡ Plenty of physical affection. If you’ve followed step one or he’s already interested, this will send him over the edge of nervousness. Are you teasing him? Doing this unintentionally? He doesn’t know but he LOVES it.

A tip on how to win my muse’s heart;


Kyouhei

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        ♡ Be patient with him. Kyouhei has a lot of repressed emotions to cycle through, so a comforting touch and some understanding words are a quick way to have Kyouhei a little more aware of how warm your hands are, or how nice you smell.

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