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❛ I can’t believe you slept on my porch all night. ❜

[accepting memes]

@broken-puppeteer


      Kyouhei let out a large yawn and rubbed his back, which was sore because of the tough material he’d been sleeping on, peacefully.

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      “Something went down at my dorm and I couldn’t get in?” He tried to explain, but the shock of being discovered and his sleepiness was getting in the way. “I hope you don’t mind - I was really tired!”

kingsoath asked:
❛ I can’t believe you can sing. ❜

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@kingsoath


      “Really? Well, singing isn’t my forte, I’m better with a trumpet but-AH!” Kyouhei started to respond before realizing someone had been listening in on him, his reaction slow but still there.

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      “Who are you, even!? When did you get here?!” And did the brunet give off the impression of not being able to sing? Now he was overanalyzing the statement…!

ichinyatsv asked:
'I can't believe I let you talk me into this.'

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@ichinyatsv


      Kyouhei grinned, trying to hide his own nervousness subtly, and gestured at the death trap they were in line to get into.

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      “It’s just a rollercoaster - and not even a really crazy one! I’ve been on one where you’re only strapped in by your shoulders, with your legs hanging free - it was re-e-e-e-eally scary at first.”

❛ I can’t believe you're wearing that. ❜

[accepting memes]

@lowbloodpressurelord


      Kyouhei blinked at the statement and looked down at his “lazy suit”, which consisted of a sweater (yes, a sweater in Summer weather) that had the suit design on it, sleek sweat pants, and… real dress shoes, for some reason.

      All in all, he was practically making fun of the existence of anyone who was wearing an actual suit, but not on purpose.

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      “Is it really that bad?” He laughed a bit, unsure whether to be really offended or if he should just laugh and walk away.

❛ I can’t believe you said that. ❜

[accepting memes]

@masqueradcr


      “Hah?” Did he say something terrible or horribly untrue? Unsure of how to remedy the situation, Kyouhei tried to look a bit more optimistic as he paid attention to the person who spoke up.

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      “No, I’m sure not all adults are appalling, I mean I’m almost one - not that I’m a great person I’m just saying that I don’t think I’m a terrible adult? Not the point, I’m trying to say that I’m not trying to generalize here but the facts remain that a lot of the older people I’ve meant disturb me - not that you should have the same views! I shouldn’t be speaking out loud, to be honest, ignore me”

      A mental please was added after his tirade, and he even clasped his hands together in a praying motion. Would that save him? Probably not.

❛ I can’t believe you're wearing that. ❜

[accepting memes]

@kimiwamiamor


      Kyouhei pouted, his ears red, as he smoothed over the food-stuffed pockets of his Pansage onesie. It was fitting, considering the base abilities and lore - but that wasn’t the point!

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      “If you drop by unannounced, I’m not going to have the time to look respectable!” He protested, inwardly lamenting the loss of any cool image he had in Yuuto’s eyes.

I can’t believe you think it’s funny.

[accepting memes]

@tsundere-model


      “What?” Kyouhei looked up from his notes and tried to grasp onto the threads of… whatever they had been talking about. Was it school? Science? Law? It had something to do with their majors.

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      “Well, realistically, not everyone is going to get to be what they want to be? So it’s a sad kind of funny because often adults make it sound as if we can be whatever we want,” although he himself couldn’t relate, “when in reality… we have to be smart about college and our futures.”

❛ I can’t believe you did that. ❜

[accepting memes]

@theshadowjjang


      Kyouhei took a moment to look at all the notes scattered around his feet, considering the options following his reckless decision to throw them over his head dramatically, then turned to face the speaker.

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      “I think it’s still settling in for me, too.” He muttered, trying not to look at the mess he’d have to pick up soon.

“You’re not looking too hot.”

[not accepting this meme]

@connected-heart


      Speaking without thinking, Kyouhei immediately tried to make a joke out of the implication.

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      “Hey, I know I’m not model-worthy, but I’m not that bad, surely?”

glenthemes