Part 3 - Murder on the Rockport Limited
Possible Spoilers, change pronouns, etc as needed
- “I would sooner die.”
- “I kinda like his style.”
- “Kind of a shitty wizard.”
- “My whole body is a weapon.”
- “That was pretty fucking radical.”
- “Do y’all wanna get paid or nah?”
- “Give me your crunchiest potion.”
- “Did I say how old I was last time?”
- “Sorry, I had a pretty bad initiative roll.”
- “Jokes on you, I can’t think very good.”
- “Um. I won’t do that. I’m very, very tired.”
- “Is this our - is this our quarterly review?”
- “I hate to keep salting your game, Daddy.”
- “Are you gonna fire us out of the cannon?”
- “Listen, kid, I’m not a magic worker, okay?”
- “Why are you, why is it whisper time now?”
- “ I’ve heard of you. You are of the god kind.”
- “My grandpa forgot his name. He’s very old.”
- “We’re doing good adventurer, bad adventurer.”
- “I’d like to sit on your lap. Maybe steer a little bit.”
- “Wait, are we doing good cop, bad cop, mom cop?”
- “Are you sure that- this sounds like a wizard’s spell.”
- “We are absolutely going to fire you out of a cannon.”
- “You don’t have 45 minutes. At most, I can give you 4.”
- “How could you possibly seen through my perfect crime?”
- “Hey, listen, we all have droughts kid. Don’t feel too bad.”
- “Guys? Guys? That was our first moment of competence.”
- “This is gonna come back and bite us in the ass, I know it.”
- “We want you to step in front of the next train that comes by.”
- “Good day to you, thank you for having me on your choo choo.”
- “If only you had used one of your spell slots to defend yourself!”
- “The memory of my grandpa’s name died long before I was born.”
- “What are the names that aren’t fake that you guys actually have?”
- “I love your caution, and I love just how suspicious you’re all being.”
- “ It’s basically like a big ol’ neopolitan ice cream sandwich of dudes.”
- “So, is it like a magic word, or like a whistle? Is there a bell somewhere?”
- “You look like some sort of weird shit monster who is just caked in swamp.”
- “First off, that’s a trademark violation, second it doesn’t even make any sense!”
- “What am I going to do, burn one of my daily spell slots on making an axe levitate?”
- “You got your dick out and your whole naked body out while she was talking to you?”
- “Listen guys, we just blasted a giant crab, I think we’re past the point of fake names.”
- “Is there somebody around us who just looks like, helpful or maybe is wearing armor?”
- “How about except for me, we’re much bigger than you and we can thump your gourd.”
- “His murder came at an opportune time. He’d done everything he wanted to with his life.”
- “This is your quarterly review. Compared to last time, 100% year-over-year improvement.”
- “Ok, I mean, I did detective good enough to see through your horseshit, so I can’t be too bad.”
- “She’s way cooler than you are. Like, way way way cooler. And just sort of better at everything?”
- “I started changing when you started telling your story about murdering somebody or something.”
- “One of them is a stout dwarven woman with the largest muscles you’ve ever seen on a living person.”
- “How about I’m a little boy who knows you’re lying, and I can yell and yell and yell, and get you in lots of trouble.”
- “They watched solemnly as an assassin came in a buried a knife in his heart. It was what he would have wanted.”
- “Don’t shhh, it’s a secret mission. Shh shh shh shhhh. We’ll see you down there. Wink! Wink! You’re a cool dude.”
- “That train is a little too extreme for most people. It doesn’t even go on rails, it just sort of- they just sort of off-road it.”
- “Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize life on the rails was so demanding you had to have pyrotechnics at your fingertips twenty-four sev’.”
- “I’m very proud of the three of you. You’ve been much more competent than anybody on earth would have ever thought.”
- “I’ll give ya a sampler of, it’s called my hair of the dog potion. It won’t attract dogs, as much as it will just get you real fucked up.”
- “Hey listen, I couldn’t find any coffee but they had these little Andes mints. Here, have a couple of those and then answer the nice men.”
- “It’s not nearly as salacious as I made it sound. It’s just when I say things with my voice, it always sounds like I’m talking about slow sex.”
- “Yeah, and if you fail this, I’ll kill you. You’ll suffer. Listen baby, risk and reward! If you do it, it’ll be fucking rad! If you don’t do it, you’ll die.”
- “We actually need extra pillows. I sleep with a pillow between my knees and between my elbows and behind my head and under my feet.”
- “I’m done. Have a good day. Let me know if you need anything, but don’t expect a quick response. No, of course it will be a quick response.”
- “This is gonna sound phony, but we don’t know who we can trust. Look at us, we’re 3 grown men trusting a baby with secrets, we’re not professionals.”
- “I’m really glad that you are exactly who you say you are, because if you were doing some sort of ruse right now, it’d be very, very poorly constructed.”
- “Yes, a witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anyone yells a secret word, I have to attend to their every need, and that word is my fucking name.”
- “Before you go, I just need to grab your weapons from you. These will also be locked up in the vault and we will be returning them to you as soon as we reach our final destination.”
- “Can I just say something? And this might sound weird. But I think you are exactly who you’re telling me you are. And I don’t know- again, it seems like a weird thing to say, but I am… just so charmed by you.”
- “So we’re gonna do this now, huh? We’re gonna air this right now? I need to build myself a fucking exosuit of pillows, and I’m not like, proud of it. Like, yeah, I’m embarrassed about it, and it makes trips with my family a living hell.”
Shakespearean Character Ask Meme
ANTONY: What bad habits do you need to break?
BEATRICE: What is the achievement you’re most proud of?
BENVOLIO: What comes to mind when you think of peace?
BIANCA: What do you want most in life?
CELIA: Do you want to fall in love?
CIRCE: Would you rather be loved or feared?
CLAUDIUS: What is the worst thing you’ve ever done?
CORDELIA: Do you consider yourself a good person?
CRESSIDA: What makes you feel trapped?
DESDEMONA: Do you believe that the truth will set you free?
EDGAR: Do you want to make your family proud?
EDMUND: Do you ever wish you’d been born someone else? If so, who?
GERTRUDE: Would you (or have you) ever cheated on a significant other?
HAMLET: Do you prefer to think things through thoroughly or act on impulse?
HECATE: Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?
HELENUS: Do you believe in God?
HIPPOLYTA: What is your biggest regret?
HORATIO: Who do you love most?
JULIET: What is your favorite luxury?
LADY MACBETH: What is your favorite thing about yourself?
MACBETH: Have you ever killed anyone? Would you?
MALCOLM: What does honor mean to you?
MEDEA: Do you have any quirks?
MERCUTIO: Is there anyone you would die for?
MIRANDA: Is happiness a choice?
OBERON: Does reputation matter to you?
OPHELIA: Is there anything you regret not doing?
ORSINO: If you could have any material thing in the world, what would it be?
PARIS: If you had the chance to rule the world, would you?
PORTIA: When did you lose your innocence?
PUCK: Do you consider yourself a mischievous person?
ROMEO: How far would you go for love?
ROSALIND: What does your ideal day entail?
ROSALINE: Which people from your past haunt you?
SEBASTIAN: Is violence ever the answer?
TITANIA: Do you believe in magic?
TYBALT: If you could kill one person without consequences, who would it be?
VIOLA: How skilled of a liar are you?
VOLUMNIA: Describe the biggest sacrifice you’ve made.
(Source: archivesdiveronaevents)
• to share headphones with my muse
@friendlyneighbourhoodscientist
Kyouhei side-eyed Komui with trepidation, inwardly debating on an action and what the action would be interpreted as while outwardly playing with the large earcups of the headphones resting on his lap.
“If you want…” he was careful bringing the headpiece up between them, the clunkiness of it not feeling entirely right, but the brunet felt it was better than nothing. “We could share? I mean, it won’t be as good as earbuds, or having your own set, but….”
Sharing music was a vital part of bonding. “With your musical selection and my headphones, we can create some sort of compromise only seen in chick flicks or horror movies!”
° for my muse to try and teach yours something they’re passionate about, a hobby perhaps
“And so like, they tried to set the area on fire - because fire eats up gas, you know? - but instead it just-it just kept burning, and to this day it’s still burning; to the point that we call it ‘the door to hell’!”
Kyouhei grinned under his laced hands, trying not to seem as bat-shit crazy about natural wonders of the world as he actually was, trying to act as if someone who asked him to throw himself into the door to hell for science would be politely declined.
“And like, you know how if the ground gets too dry that it’ll get spider-web cracks on it? There’s a salt flat in Bolivia that’s 4,086 square miles around that looks like that. Can you imagine? Just - spider webs on the ground as far as your eye could see? What if there were lava spiders! It looks really cool, here, let me show you some pictures-”
☆ to go on a mundane adventure with my muse, such as to get groceries or coffee etc
Kyouhei sighed into his smoothie, the cold drink absorbing the warmth of his breath and making his hands prickle as if he was holding an icicle.
There was something awfully soothing about hanging around with Kyouya - the slightly older male seemed to have his life a thousand times more together than him, and so naturally, Kyou went to him for advice.
The atmosphere was ideal, too. What better place to discuss human nature than over drinks and sandwiches? No one would pay attention to them - too much background noise to get a fix on any one conversation - and the temperature was just right.
“Do you want dessert? I have some extra cash on hand and I’m in the mood to indulge my sweet tooth. We could share something!”
• to share headphones with my muse + ♧ for our muses to cuddle
With a soft yawn, Kyouhei rolled over and rested the side of his head on Karamatsu’s shoulder, his hands softly kneading the quilt he’d spread over their laps while nodded every so often to the song humming through his headphones.
After a moment, in a reprieve between songs, he reached up and plucked one of the buds out of his ears and cleaned it off on his sleeve before holding it up to his partner and snuggle buddy, a sleepy grin crooking his lips.
“This next song reminds me of you. Do you wanna listen to it with me?”
Send me a ◇ for my muse to to play with your muse’s hair
Send me a ♧ for our muses to cuddle
Send me a ♤ for my muse to style yours, whether it be clothing, jewelry, makeup, etc is up to you
Send me a ♡ for a platonic kiss between our muses
Send me a □ for my muse to give yours a backrub
Send me a ○ for another type of platonic affection that either the sender or receiver can specify
Send me a ° for my muse to try and teach yours something they’re passionate about, a hobby perhaps
Send me a ■ for my muse to read a story to yours
Send me a • to share headphones with my muse
Send me a ☆ to go on a mundane adventure with my muse, such as to get groceries or coffee etc
Send me a ● to hold my muse’s hand
Send me a ¤ for YOUR (The sender’s) muse to play with my muse’s hair
Send me a ▪ to help my muse with a project, mission, something routine around the house, etc

oso, kara, and jyushi are all fun, unique boys (especially with all the info you’ve given me in the gc oho) and I would gladly let them have their way with kyou, just say the word tbh