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“You’re not looking too hot.”

[not accepting this meme]

@connected-heart


      Speaking without thinking, Kyouhei immediately tried to make a joke out of the implication.

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      “Hey, I know I’m not model-worthy, but I’m not that bad, surely?”

My muse has been awake for already 48 hours! What’s even worse, they’re saying that they have more important things to do. Try your best to put my muse to sleep before they pass out!

rpmemesfam:

° ✧ I CAN’T BELIEVE… SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛  I can’t believe you said that. ❜
❛  I can’t believe we were destined to do this forever. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you are still talking. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you did that. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you won’t help me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you betrayed me. Again. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you walked out on me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you listen to them over me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe your wearing that. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you want out of this. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you didn’t tell me about this. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you stabbed me! ❜
❛  I can’t believe you shot me! ❜
❛  I can’t believe your wearing my clothes in front me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you think it’s funny. ❜
❛  I can’t believe we are the news for this. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you lied to me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe I trusted you. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you stole from me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe I ever even loved you. ❜
❛  I can’t believe we are related. ❜
❛  I can’t believe we’re dating. ❜
❛   I can’t believe you never told the truth about anything. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you tricked me! ❜
❛  I can’t believe I let you talk me into this. ❜
❛  I can’t believe this is all connected. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you went without me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you don’t remember me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you told me that. ❜
❛  I can’t believe we lost everything. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you sit there and let it happen. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you never wanted to me know. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you kept secrets this whole time. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you won’t even say sorry. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you said you didn’t do it. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you lied to the police. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you thought this was a game. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you came back around here. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you cheated on me! ❜
❛  I can’t believe I cheated on him/her. ❜
❛  I can’t believe I fell in love with him/her. ❜
❛  I can’t believe I’m this happy right now. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you wanted to leave. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you won’t leave me alone already. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you thought that was okay.. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you made a song about me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you wrote a poem for me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe they died.. ❜
❛  I can’t believe I’m still alive. ❜
❛  I can’t believe we are doing this. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you never been to the movies. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you are not in jail for that. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you won’t believe me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you asked me that. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you kissed me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you thought I wanted you. ❜
❛  I can’t believe they didn’t want me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe your eating that. ❜
❛  I can’t believe your helping me.. ❜
❛  I can’t believe I helped you. ❜
❛  I can’t believe I gave you everything. ❜
❛  I can’t believe they aren’t in my life anymore.. ❜
❛  I can’t believe I’m not allowed to go. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you never told me any of this. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you kicked my ass. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you cussed me out! ❜
❛  I can’t believe this is so different. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you think I owe you.  ❜
❛  I can’t believe you can sing. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you never learned that. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you punched me! ❜
❛  I can’t believe you smacked me! ❜
❛  I can’t believe you watched! ❜
❛  I can’t believe we ran into one another again! ❜
❛  I can’t believe we said that at the same time. ❜
❛  I can’t believe we like the same person. ❜
❛  I can’t believe I haven’t met my soul mate yet. ❜
❛  I can’t believe your laughing at me. ❜
  ❛  I can’t believe your ignoring me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you won’t even listen to me. ❜
❛  I can’t believe we’re like the same. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you slept on my porch all night. ❜
❛  I can’t believe I actually won something. ❜
❛  I can’t believe I’m actually good at this. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you won’t drop it already. ❜
❛  I can’t believe you doubt me. ❜

Anonymous asked:
“I don’t even know what I don’t know.” (friendlyoceangiant)

[accepting memes!]

@friendlyoceangiant


      At those words, Kyouhei groaned and collapsed inwardly onto his badly organized notes on biochemistry theory and practice, a thousand different formulas running through his anxious mind.

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      “I know… too many separate things. I wish I could help you, Mizumachi! Is there any way you think I can help? I have some snacks that are supposed to help with energy around here somewhere….”

ichinyatsv asked:
“Uh, there’s a bucket to your left if you need it.”

[accepting memes!]

@ichinyatsv


      What? Did he really look that bad? Kyouhei smiled sheepishly before checking that the mentioned bucket was actually there, then waving weakly to make sure he still had the speaker’s attention.

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      “Thanks for showing me, but it’s not really that bad… promise.” Shortly after speaking, what he saw caught up to him and he looked back at the old-looking bucket, in shock. “Why is that even here…?”

“You’re very flushed- are you feeling well?”

[accepting memes!]

@masqueradcr


      It took a while for Kyouhei to realize the statement was directed at him - he didn’t feel that bad! It was just a flash fever, he had them all the time as a kid, he could power through this!

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      “More or less? I just look pale because of the fever - and because of the lack of sleep. It’ll get over itself soon, no worries!”

“Why is the room spinning?”

[accepting memes!]

@wild-untamed-heart


      Alarmed, Kyouhei quickly made note of who had talked, forehead slightly scrunched in a frown as he tucked a pencil behind his ear and approached with a worried smile.

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      “Well, it could be the heat - or stress - or a lot of things, but!” He stopped a reasonable distance away - close enough that if the lady who’d spoke stumbled or collapsed he could act quickly. “Why not sit down a moment with me while we figure it out?”

School-Related Sentence Starters

splattermemes:

Everyday

  • “Did we have homework?”
  • “Please be my lab partner.”
  • “Can I borrow a pencil?”
  • “I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”
  • “Can I copy off of you real quick?”
  • “Do you think the teacher is hot?”
  • “It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”
  • “Do you think the new kid is hot?”
  • “Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”
  • “You are…so dumb…”
  • “Was Shakespeare gay?”
  • “Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”
  • “If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”
  • “Can I borrow your notes?”
  • “This class is so boring…”
  • “Am I in the right classroom?”
  • “Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”
  • “Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”
  • “Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”
  • “I can’t wait to graduate…”
  • “Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”

Exams

  • “I forgot about the midterm.”
  • “I’m gonna FAIL.”
  • “Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”
  • “Please help me study.”
  • “If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”
  • “Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”
  • “I live at the library now.”
  • “Do you need help with the chapter?”
  • “I don’t even know what I don’t know.”
  • “I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”
  • “I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”
  • “Do you even know how to read?”
  • “I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”
  • “Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”
  • “I don’t need to go to college anyway.”
  • “Sleep is for the weak.”
  • “I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”
  • “I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”
  • “Your notes are just doodles.”

Lunchtime

  • “What’s for lunch?”
  • “Please trade lunches with me.”
  • “I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”
  • “There’s NO way I’m eating that.”
  • “All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”
  • “I would kill for a taco right now.”
  • “Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”
  • “There’s pizza today.”
  • “Is that a bug in your sandwich?”
  • “Ugh, this is expired.”
  • “Is this seat taken?”
  • “I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”
  • “Did you make this?”
  • “If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”
  • “I made brownies.”
  • “Let’s eat outside today.”
  • “Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”
  • “You’re in my seat.”
  • “These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”

Gym

  • “I can’t run for my life.”
  • “Don’t throw the ball at me!!”
  • “Why do you look so red?”
  • “I’m DYING.”
  • “It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”
  • “I can’t run anymore.”
  • “Your team is going DOWN.”
  • “Are you okay?!”
  • “You really suck at this, don’t you?”
  • “Think fast!”
  • “Is that the best you can do?”
  • “I dare you to race me.”
  • “I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

Uniforms / Clothes

  • “I HATE these pants/skirts.”
  • “Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”
  • “I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”
  • “I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”
  • “Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”
  • “I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”
  • “I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”
  • “Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”
  • “Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”
  • “Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”
  • “Class rings are overrated.”
  • “We should totally get matching hoodies.”
  • “What show/movie is your shirt from?”
  • “I can see your underwear.”

Detention

  • “Wanna skip?”
  • “I can’t believe I’m in here.”
  • “Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”
  • “That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”
  • “I didn’t even do anything wrong…”
  • “Fuck the police.”
  • “They put me in here just for being late…”
  • “Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”
  • “A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”
  • “You look like you don’t belong in here.”
  • “This is prison.”
  • “I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”
  • “They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”
  • “All I did was a little graffiti.”
  • “I’m taking a nap.”

Illness/Sickness Sentence Starters

memeasaurus-promptus:

  • “Are you okay?”
  • “You are looking rather peaky there.”
  • “Was that you or did a goose with bronchitis flew in here?”
  • “You’re not looking too hot.”
  • “Woah! You almost fell over!”
  • “I think that has to be a record sneeze sequence.” 
  • “Are… are you allergic?”
  • “Are you sick or hungover? Your eyes are a little red.” 
  • “You’re very flushed- are you feeling well?” 
  • “You’ve been asleep for the past twelve hours and I got a little worried.” 
  • “You okay in there?”
  • “Uh, there’s a bucket to your left if you need it.” 
  • “I brought you some ginger ale and some soup!” 
  • “Here, I brought you another blanket.” 
  • “I’m not feeling all that great.”
  • “Why is the room spinning?”
  • “Are you cold or is it just me?”
  • “I think dinner’s not agreeing with me…”
  • “My head hurts.” 
  • “I can’t breathe.” 
  • “I am so clogged up I think I need a plunger to clear me out.” 
  • “Can you bring me another blanket please?”
  • “We’re out of tissues…”
  • “What kind of tea is it to help again?” 
  • “I think my head’s going to explode.”
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